Bath time gives me the chance to collect my thoughts and release my stresses of the day, BUT it also is the perfect time to get myself off with The Grand Slam.
These days it seems like the only time I truly get to be alone is in the bath. No one to bother me, be it in person, on socials or heaven forbid by actually calling on a phone.
When the guy in the sex shop was showing me some new Evolved sex toys, the Grand Slam easily stood out from the rest.
The Grand Slam – It Does the Lot
It’s shaft of this deep blue sex toy not only thrusts, but it also twirls, and just to put the icing on the cake, has rotating beads along it.
For external pleasure, it has two bulbous rabbit ears, each with its own motor. It is designed to give a rumbly vibration deep down to the areas of your clitoris many may not even know exists.
Those ‘legs’ that spread down throughout your vaginal area, and not just the little ‘bean’ everyone thinks is the clit.
I was holding the demo and feeling its intense vibes
The shop guy was muttering on about its features, ‘rechargeable’, ‘5 year warranty’ etc. But when he said ‘waterproof and submersible’, I couldn’t get the boxed toy onto the counter quick enough!
Of course, when you have big plans for alone time, something always seems to pop up and delay it for as long as possible
So it wasn’t until well after ten that night until I finally slipped into that steaming hot bath. With a few sips of my white wine, I could already begin to feel the days troubles float away.
Until I put my glass down and saw that big blue bad boy staring right back at me.
No, not yet.
But my mind wouldn’t escape it, even as I sank and immersed myself to the top of my neck, my nipples poking through the water like they were gasping for air.
I could still remember how it trembled in my hand back in the shop. How when I held its shaft, it kept trying to drive itself into me, beckoning to me. Just as I could feel it doing now from the bath side stand.
‘Look into my eyes, I am your captain now,’ it was saying just as all rabbit vibes do these days.
But really, why should I withhold pleasure for myself?
It’s not like I was waiting for him to buy me a drink or anything. I snatched up his slender, sleek body and turned on the shaft. He immediately whirred into action, thrusting and twisting, beads spinning.
I couldn’t remember the last time I felt so damn eager!
The water churned as I submerged the toy. No lube required tonight. He crept inside me, and for a moment, I felt my body struggling against it.
This was intense fucking toy. The Grand Slam was already getting me hotter than the bath water, and we’d barely even started.
I clicked the rabbit ears on as they rocked up along each side of my clit.
Jesus! Those motors sure rumbled into action, sending pulses deep down through the body and bulbs of my clitoris.
Uncontrollably, my foot sent water splashing over the edge of the bath.
From here, the Grand Slam and I began to work organically in unison. I have no recollection of which buttons or settings I was using, just completely lost to the sensations.
Every time the shaft rotated, its beads would hit my g-spot vibe and I’m glad that nobody could see the reaction on my face that this motion drew from me.
Barely a minute into play
And this bad boy grabbed a hold of me and dragged me kicking and screaming, literally to a ravaging climax. I used to think I knew what the words orgasmic, ecstatic and explosive meant, until I met the Grand Slam.
Still lost in the thrall of this blue beauty, I couldn’t even manage to withdraw the toy.
So it took me again to orgasm, crescendoing in seconds, forcing both the bath water and myself to gush everywhere.
And then once again and again!
Until completely spent, my body ejected this majestic beast into the bath, where I could hear it still swimming around over my panting breath.
I couldn’t even move besides my twitching legs and heaving chest.
Eventually I managed to turn my new favourite toy off, but it was still a long time until I could sip my now warm wine or empty out the nearly cold bath water.
When I finally did, even the light satin of my slip continued to send shudders through my body. Needless to say, I had an amazing sleep that night.
1. What makes Evolved sex toys unique?
Evolved sex toys are known for their innovative designs, body-safe materials, and focus on functionality and aesthetics. Many of their products are waterproof, rechargeable, and feature multi-speed or vibration patterns for a customizable experience. The brand emphasizes inclusivity, catering to various preferences and body types.
2. Are Evolved sex toys safe to use? – the grand slam
Yes, Evolved products are made from high-quality, body-safe materials such as medical-grade silicone, ABS plastic, and phthalate-free substances. They undergo rigorous testing to ensure safety and durability. Proper cleaning and care, as per the product instructions, enhance safety and longevity.
3. Do Evolved products come with a warranty?
Evolved offers a comprehensive warranty for their products, typically covering defects in materials or workmanship for up to five years from the date of purchase. Customers can register their products on the brand’s website for warranty protection and claims.
4. Are Evolved sex toys discreetly packaged? – the grand slam
Yes, Evolved prioritizes customer privacy. Products are shipped in plain, discreet packaging with no mention of the brand or contents, ensuring confidentiality during delivery.
5. How do I care for and maintain my Evolved sex toy?
To care for your Evolved product:
- Clean it before and after use with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner.
- Store it in a cool, dry place, ideally in the pouch or container provided.
- Avoid using silicone-based lubricants with silicone toys, as this can degrade the material. Opt for water-based lubricants instead.
My Grand Slam Evolved Recap Review
Premium Material and Body-Safe Design
The Grand Slam by Evolved is crafted from high-quality, body-safe silicone, ensuring a smooth and luxurious texture. This material is hypoallergenic, non-porous, and easy to clean, making it ideal for intimate use. Its velvety finish feels soft against the skin, enhancing comfort and pleasure during play. The Grand Slam’s premium construction demonstrates Evolved’s commitment to quality and user safety.
Innovative Dual-Stimulation Functions
This sex toy is designed to deliver dual stimulation with its thrusting shaft and flexible clitoral stimulator. The thrusting shaft replicates natural movement, offering a lifelike and deeply satisfying experience. Meanwhile, the clitoral stimulator’s flexible design adapts to your body, providing targeted vibrations for enhanced pleasure. Together, these features create a powerful combination that caters to a variety of preferences.
Multiple Speed and Intensity Settings
The Grand Slam offers an array of speed and intensity options, allowing users to customize their experience. The toy features multiple thrusting speeds and vibration patterns, ensuring endless possibilities for experimentation. Whether you prefer gentle, teasing sensations or powerful, intense stimulation, the Grand Slam adapts to meet your needs.
Waterproof and Rechargeable for Convenience
The Grand Slam is fully waterproof, making it perfect for use in the shower or bath. This feature not only adds versatility but also simplifies cleaning, as the toy can be rinsed thoroughly with water. Additionally, the toy is USB-rechargeable, eliminating the need for disposable batteries. A single charge provides long-lasting use, allowing for uninterrupted enjoyment.
Ergonomic and User-Friendly Design
Evolved has designed the Grand Slam with an ergonomic handle for easy control and precision. The thoughtfully placed buttons ensure seamless operation, even during the most intense moments. Its compact size and lightweight design make it easy to hold and maneuver, enhancing overall user experience.
A Toy Built for Adventure
The Grand Slam by Evolved combines premium materials, advanced functionality, and thoughtful design to create a top-tier pleasure product. It’s perfect for solo exploration or partnered play, offering versatility and reliability. For those seeking a high-quality, dual-stimulation toy, the Grand Slam stands out as a must-have addition to your collection.
Get This Toy Now!
The Grand Slam by Evolved is a game-changer for anyone seeking intense pleasure and versatility. As a worker at Oh Zone Adult Shop, I’ve seen countless toys, but this one truly stands out. Its thrusting, twirling shaft and powerful rabbit ears deliver mind-blowing sensations that cater to all preferences. The waterproof design makes it perfect for bath or shower play, and the 5-year warranty speaks to its quality. Whether you’re exploring solo or spicing things up with a partner, the Grand Slam is a must-try. Trust me, this toy will leave you completely satisfied and eager for more!
Nala
Oh Zone Adult Shop Caringbah Consultant
Discover Nala’s enchanting tales! Since age ten, she’s been crafting stories for her pleasure. Now, she shares her fantasies with 11 published books!
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