Sexy Santas Gifts Just For Her – Vibrators
Welcome to week two of Sexy Santas gifts just for her. Now, I am not trying to freak you out but you have about two and a half weeks left until Christmas so I am going to forgo my normal opening jokes and get right too it because let’s face it, you don’t have the time!
This Week: Vibrators
This week Sexy Santa will be going through and discussing “vibrators”.
What Is A Vibrator?
Ok so most people know what a vibrator is or should I more correctly say, most people have an idea of what they think a vibrator is. The truth is there are so many different types and styles of vibrators for an array of different uses that simply asking for a vibrator is like going to a car lot and just asking for a car, you kind of want to be more specific.
The 5 Main Types Of Vibrators
Rabbit Vibrator
The Rabbit is currently the most popular style of vibrator. It is characterised by a shaft and clit tickler on the same unit. The Rabbit name comes from the original design of the clit tickler which was in the shape of a bunny rabbit.
Body Wand
Body Wands are another popular style of vibrator. Wands are about strength, I personally find wands to be some of the more powerful vibrators out there. The wand is characterised by a bulging dome on top (the vibrating part), a flexible neck and a longer handle with speed control. The great thing about a wand is that is can also be used as a general massager as well.
G- Spot Vibrator
A g-spot vibrator is a sex toy designed to specifically work the g-spot. Generally, but not always, a g-spot vibrator will have a long shaft with a curved tip that targets the g-spot. There are also other g-spot vibrators on the market that employ different techniques to work the g-spot, some include vibes that move in a waving motion, are super flexible and bendable or even ones that have rolling balls inside that massage the g-spot automatically.
Clit Tickler And Mini Vibrator
The clit tickler and mini vibrator are my favorite sex toys to give as a gift! A clit tickler is designed to be used on the clitoris and is characterized normally by being small and buzzy, however they can come in a variety of different shapes and sizes.
Bullet Vibrator
Bullet vibrators are a common first sex toy for many and come in a variety of different styles. Bullets can be small, medium or large. Some can even come with a wired or wireless remote control. A small wireless bullet vibrator can be used for public play, she can wear it while out to dinner and you can have the remote and give her little surprises throughout the entire meal.
So now we know about all the different types of vibrators that you can get! Yay! Except what makes a good one and what makes a bad one? That’s where I come in! Now, I’m going to give you Sexy Santa’s recommendations for each type of vibe.
We Will Have 3 Tiers
- Nice: Introductory sex toys for the curious beginner.
- Naughty: Moderate sex toys for those building their collection and developing their tastes.
- Very Naughty: Advanced sex toys for the discerning user.
Rabbit Vibrator
Nice: NU Sensulle Duo
A cute little rabbit vibe that is reliable as the heat in January.
Naughty: Jack Rabbit Signature “Thrusting Rabbit”
A new twist on an old favourite, the newly released Jack Rabbit Signature range is bringing back what we loved from the old Jack Rabbits but it also brings something new to the table. While the thrusting function is my personal favourite, the line also includes the Rocking “G” Rabbit that has a wave function to work the g- spot or the beaded rabbit that has rolling beads working inside the shaft to enhance the experience.
Very Naughty: LELO Soraya
LELO is as good as it gets in the sex toy game and you better believe this rabbit will leave her smiling. Beautifully crafted and minimalist styled the Soraya is a sleek and powerful sex toy that is worth every cent.
Body Wand
Nice: Body Wand Mini
I love this sex toy! This is a cute little version of the iconic Body Wand. Don’t let its size fool you however this little Body Wand packs a punch.
Naughty: Rianne S Wand
A beautifully made body wand that won’t disappoint. It also makes the perfect gift as it comes with a bracelet, two gifts for one? You’re welcome.
Very Naughty: The Body Wand
Of course I had to pick this one. It’s an icon for a reason. I have had my body wand for years, she never skips a beat. The Body Wand is famous for its design and its strength, if you want power you’ve come to the right place!
G-Spot Vibrator
Nice: Lady Bonnd Jete G-Spot Vibe
I love this as a g-spot vibe because it is no nonsense. It is designed to get right to the spot it is needed. Lady Bonnd is actually a high end brand (Side note: Their wands get an honourable mention also) and even though this is part of their more affordable range it still has that high end feel.
Naughty: NU Sensuelle G
A g-spot vibe that comes with a rolling ball function in the tip to massage the g-spot. It may look a little strange but this one will become your best friend in no time.
Very Naughty: Svakom Trysta
This wins because it is a g-spot vibe and a Rabbit Vibe in one. The Trysta also employs the rolling ball g-spot massager. Svakom is one of my favourite brands; they make well-crafted elegant sex toys that never miss a beat.
Clit Ticklers And Mini Vibrators
Nice: Pillow Talk Flirty Mini Vibrator
I love this range; they are the best of both worlds, affordable and high end! These super girlie sex toys are a hit and even come with a Swarovski crystal button!
Naughty: NU Sensuelle Bobbi
Can you tell I am a fan of this brand? It’s true I do love them but I’ve found them to be great little sex toys that just keep going and going. The Bobbi is a new release and it didn’t disappoint at all! It feels soft as skin, gives a nice amount of flex and is more powerful than I expected.
Very Naughty: PornHub Turbo Clit Stim
I was doubtful of the Porn Hub branded stuff but after getting to know them more and test them I can say these might be some of the best sex toys recently released. The clit stimulation is incredible, ergonomically designed to fit in the hand this little thing has so much power that I was still feeling vibrations travel through my hands after I had turned it off.
Bullet Vibrator
Nice: Porn Hub Bullet
Super simple and strong a great sex toy when you know what you need.
Naughty: Fun Factory Wireless Bullet
Fun Factory is a great brand of adult toys and their Bullet holds up to their reputation. This little Bullet is completely rechargeable meaning no more annoying batteries and it is stronger than it looks.
Very Naughty: NU Sensuelle Petite Egg
I know all about NU Sensuelle that should tell you how much I like them! This is a wireless bullet that comes with a remote meaning it can be controlled by someone else. Wink Wink!
Ok that’s it for Sexy Santa this week; we will be back next week to save you from the horror of terrible Christmas presents.
Happy Shopping,
Sexy Santa
Sexy Santa’s Gifts Just For Her – Stocking Stuffers
Sexy-Santa’s Gifts: So you’ve got her the big gift, it’s wrapped and under the tree, you‘re happy with what you got her; good for you. But wait, where do all these other gifts keep coming from? Why do so many have your name on them? Uh-oh, you thought she meant it when she said she didn’t want to go overboard this year didn’t you? You thought one present would cut it? Pfft… Rookie. And to make matters worse Christmas is like HERE! But don’t worry Sexy Santa is here to help, saving inept gift buying men from themselves one week at a time. This week we will be looking at stocking stuffers
What Is A Stocking Stuffer?
No, this isn’t a sex thing. A stocking stuffer is smaller gifts given around Christmas, a stocking is not necessarily required, but it’s nice. We have a heap of amazing stocking stuffers at Oh! Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres and below are some of my favourites.
Lingerie
Ok so lingerie may not seem like the most original gift idea but it’s a classic for a reason. We carry an incredible range of lingerie but my favourite is the Fantasy lingerie range. Their range is a great mix of different styles of lingerie (sets, teddies and nighties), some costumes and they are plus size inclusive so there really is something for everyone.
Massage And Body Oil
Massage oil is never not useful! One of the best massage and body oil brands I’ve come across is by Earthly Body which is made out of hemp seed. They come in a range of amazing organic scents and are so nourishing for your skin, I’ve actually let mine replace my usual body moisturiser.
Massage Candles
If the normal oil isn’t your style or you’re just looking for something a little more fun, Earthly Body Edible Massage Candles are for you. The way these work is; you light the natural soy candle, it will melt and once melted the soy candle will turn into an incredible soy massage oil and body moisturizer which is also edible. They come in a range of flavours including strawberry, watermelon and ice-cream and they make any room (or store) they are in smell incredible.
Something A Little Funny Or Cheeky
Sometimes the best gift you can give someone is a reason to laugh, so don’t forget about all the hilarious novelty products we carry at Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres. A bell that says “Ring for Sex”? Check! A pair of love dice that will randomly choose your sex positions? Check! Or even just a mini shot glass that says “I ♥ Peckers”, we got it all and more.
Kegel Balls
Kegel balls are used to strengthen a woman’s pelvic floor muscles, this can help with vaginal tightness especially after having a baby. A funny little side effect of these balls however is that they also tend to put women in the mood. Whether it is having something inside them, the moving weights or maybe just the idea of having a strong pelvic floor, many women report that these little balls do more for them than just provide a work out. We carry a range but my favourite is the Je Joue Ami training set. It comes with three balls of different weights and shapes so when she is too buff for the intro weight she can move up.
Hand Cuffs Or Restraints
Tis the season to try new things! Maybe this year for Christmas give her a gift that comes with a promise, namely I want to tie you up! We carry a huge (seriously huge) range of fetish gear at Oh! Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres but if you are just starting out I recommend buying her a set of hand or wrist cuffs. My favourite hand cuffs at the moment are the Fetish Fantasy Series Fancy Cuffs.
These are a heavy duty cuff with a little sparkle, great for those who want a little glamour with their submission. If wrists cuffs seem more your speed I’m very into the Bare Bondage Series currently. They replace the heavy leathers and fabrics with clear vinyl restraints making sure you don’t miss a thing.
A Whip Or Paddle
While we are talking BDSM I will take this time to recommend a whip or a paddle. They can be lots of fun and aren’t about pain but are more about finding different definitions of pleasure. My favourite paddle is the Bad Romance Pink Paddle, it is cute, really nice to use and gives a very satisfying sound when swung. If Whips and Paddles aren’t for you, maybe try a feather tickler for a different sensation. My favourite is the LELO Feather Tickler because it is just pure luxury, and let’s be honest sometimes we all just need that.
That’s all from me for this year, I hope I’ve helped your Christmas shopping be a lot less painful and way more pleasurable. Have a Merry Christmas!
Love,
Sexy Santa
Author: Jamie is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres
Jennifer is a marketer and sex toy reviewer at Adultsmart! Embracing a non-judgmental stance, she believes in pleasure without limits—if it feels good and right, why not?
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