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Stylish, sleek, sophisticated, sexy and sensual Je Joue boasts they are sophisticated, elegantly naughty and a sensual treat but what about the vibrations? This is where Je Joue makes a name for themselves. Vibrators are the most popular type of sex toys ever created; it’s not hard to work that out from either walking into … Continue reading "Sex Toy Companies Doing It Right: Je Joue"

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I really have nothing to complain about when I come into work on a public holiday to find a sex toy sitting under the counter waiting for me. I was super grateful to find a brand spanking new Je Joue Mimi Soft to take home to my collection. I have so much to say about … Continue reading "Mimi Surprises With Deliciously Soft Orgasms"

Rule 34 “If it exists there IS porn of it – no exceptions” In other words, no matter how mundane, boring, weird or whacky an item someone has turned it into porn. Nothing is sacred. Whether you are thinking of hot buttered crumpet, a strawberry milkshake, your favourite TV show or balloons, there is porn … Continue reading "VIP Interview With Amie Wee Founder And Producer Of Rule 34 Club"

I am not a good submissive, I am sometimes sassy and I giggle, I like to push the boundaries but in the end I do as I’m told. I grumble when you ask me to do things but I do them anyway, with always a hint of sass made in the way of a comment … Continue reading "My Prize For Being A Disobedient Submissive"

The older I get, the more I realise that we all have individual issues that affect our ability to meaningfully connect with others.  For me, however, I find that the emotional issues that are tied to my adoption and growing up in a regional area where I didn’t fit in are the most prominent. Before … Continue reading "How Adoption Shaped My Intimate Relationships"

It wasn’t supposed to happen that way. You just got out of what can only be described as hell and now you are back in your last relationship, and you swore you would never fall for it again. So many years you spent clinging to hope that things would change. You had suffered enough hurt … Continue reading "Finding Crazy Mad Love After Pain"

Continued from chapter one – A Cuckolds Tale Jonas went directly home from Mistress Eve’s gothic style home silently after being picked up by an Uber ride.  The drive home took about 30 minutes and he thought long and hard on each of them as to what had just occurred. The ramifications as to the … Continue reading "Jonas And Mistress Eve – Chapter Two – Releasing The Old"