Dive into the world of men’s sex toys with the customizable Vorze Cyclone male masturbator. A practical perspective on this revolutionary masturbator.
The world of men’s sex toys and masturbators is all relatively new to me. For anyone who has read my previous reviews, they may have picked up that I’m a pretty practical man.
In the past, I have had friends recommend various sex toys to me and I always kind of figured, why bother when I can just have masturbated? After taking a closer look of what the Tenga Flip Zero had to offer my opinion did a 180 degree change. And now I’m keen to take one for a spin. Tenga never did get back to me about my generous offer to take one home for a more “in-depth” analysis. I’ll email them again to make sure they received my first email.
Vorze Cyclone Male Masturbator
I’m intrigued and quite open to the endless possibilities available in the enticing world of masturbation tools.
Today a Vorze A10 Cyclone has been placed in front of me.
The Vorze Cyclone male masturbator comes in a massive box that has only the product name printed on it. It looks very sleek. What immediately caught my attention, is the whopper $650 price tag that comes along with it. With that price tag, this thing would need to be all types of amazing when you consider you can book a return flight to Europe for that sort of coin.
So I whip it out and this thing is huge!
Not that, I’m talking about the sex toy! I suppose it’s no surprise that the Vorze Cyclone male masturbator is fairly sizable. As you would imagine with a price tag that large you would expect that a pretty serious amount of technology would go into it. It certainly looks like it’s from the future.
They come already recharged so people can begin using it straight away. I fire it up to see what’s going on. And I find that it’s a large white cylindrical shape with a light-up control panel so I turn it on.
Within the bulky exterior is a small chamber that starts to spin. I have got to say right from the get-go, I was underwhelmed.
Is this it…? It spins.
Although I can now see where the name Cyclone comes from, I can’t help to think it seems like a huge price outlay for something that merely spins around.
I’m confused. In two minds at this point because although I’ve never actually experienced rapid or slow spinning friction on my cock, I can’t actually rule this sex toy out for that very reason. Imagine that a spinning motion would become kind of boring when compared with the usual up-and-down motions that I’ve come to know and love.
But am I missing out on something awesome?? Only time will tell, I suppose…
Also, it only comes with seven pre-programmed settings.
To be fair, I would have thought something that cost’s this much would have more than seven modes. Having said that, after I start to read a few reviews I learn that it can actually be paired with computers and laptops to mimic what’s happening on the screen. Which sounds pretty sweet. I imagine it detects movement in the movie and replicates it, as best it can.
For example, it may speed up when there is rigorous action happening which could be fun as hell. Apparently, it comes with a memory stick. You can use to create and store your own custom patterns from your computer. And use with the best male masturbators.
This isn’t a huge selling point for me personally though.
BUT… Vorze A10 Cyclone is quite heavy…
If you could sit back and watch an adult movie and have it do its thing that could be awesome. But it has been made to be positioned upright which means you’ll have to hold it the whole time.
This wouldn’t ordinarily be the biggest deal, but I can already imagine this thing would become super heavy after a while. That wouldn’t even include if you were trying to pump it. Imagine trying to jerk it with a 3kg dumbbell resting on your erection.
Look, there’s no denying the fact that the Vorze Cyclone male masturbator could provide huge amounts of pleasure but I’m skeptical.
To me, it seems to have really limited functionality. It just spins around back and forth which until I’ve tried it, seems a bit boring. It’s also massive which seems like a bit of a pain especially if you just fancy a quick pull before bed or something.
Use While Watching Porn
If you use it whilst watching an adult movie the Vorze Cyclone male masturbator will adapt its motion to what is happening on screen which would be a lot of fun! Although, I can’t imagine being able to find a comfortable sitting position to enjoy it if indeed I did find the time to settle in and watch a full-length adult movie.
Although, you are also able to customise patterns which is a benefit. But I’m not very tech-savvy. I really can’t imagine myself firing up my laptop to goof around with settings every time I feel like getting off. Aside from all that, the price doesn’t even include the actual masturbator sleeve, so if you buy the sleeve it will cost you even more.
This sex toy is a bit tricky.
I’d say if you’re a technical guru, you have the cash to burn and you want to try something new by all means come down to an Adult Lifestyle Centre and grab one. I
f you’re balling on a budget, I’d say stick with a Flip Zero where you’re guaranteed to have a good time but for less than a third of the price.
Health Benefits of Using A Male Masturbator
Stress Relief:
Masturbation, including the use of a male masturbator, can contribute to stress relief and help promote relaxation by triggering the release of endorphins.
Improved Mood:
Sexual activity, including solo play, can positively impact mood by releasing feel-good hormones like dopamine and oxytocin.
Better Sleep:
For some individuals, engaging in sexual activity, including masturbation, may help promote better sleep by inducing a state of relaxation.
Prostate Health:
Some studies suggest that regular ejaculation may have potential benefits for prostate health by flushing out toxins and reducing the risk of prostate-related issues. More research is needed in this area.
Pain Relief:
Masturbation and orgasm can lead to the release of endorphins, which may help alleviate pain and provide a temporary sense of relief.
Improved Sexual Function:
Exploring different sensations with a male masturbator may help individuals become more aware of their own sexual responses, potentially improving sexual function and satisfaction.
Self-Exploration:
Masturbation allows individuals to explore their own bodies, preferences, and sexual responses, fostering a better understanding of what brings them pleasure.
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