Sexual Personality Test – What’s Your Flavour?

What’s your Sexual Personality? Something a little sweet and a little naughty and a little creamy. There is no normal just tasty!

Obviously, it’s ICECREAM!

We all know the saying, “I scream you scream we all scream for ICECREAM!”

But maybe they weren’t screaming for that creamy icy desert we all love.  Maybe they were screaming for something else a little naughty.   Wink wink!

If you’re anything like me you love ice-cream, and it doesn’t matter what flavour is your preference the more the better!  Ice-cream is delish, sultry, and luscious, and that icy tingle at the end isn’t a bad thing.

Apparently, the kind of ice-cream you like says a lot about your sexual personality, who knew?

Let’s Find Your Flavour of Sexual Personality

In the name of ice-cream, can you name your flavour?

• Vanilla

Let’s start with a flavour that has stood the test of time.  You know what you like, and you stick with it.  What works well for both of you and your sex life has a routine.

• Rocky Road

It’s adventurous, anywhere, everywhere.  A real freak in the sheets.  You love to spice things up and you are never afraid to experiment.

• Neapolitan

You have to try everything at least once don’t you?  Swapping, changing positions keeps you and your partner on their toes.

• Strawberry

You’re more shy and submissive than you take control, having your partner take the reins is more your flavour.  Innocent and comfortable with being told what to do.

• Mint Choc Chip

You are a giver and a taker.  In bed you complement each other and know what each other needs and wants are.  You never disappoint.

• Cookie Dough

You always have fun in bed, laugh, giggle, tease and are silly together.  Always have a good time.  You definitely give each other a high five after climaxing.

• Coffee

Sex gives you this natural high, like you are on top of the world.  You’re always up for a session in bed, getting real buzz from getting each other off.  You have a lot of energy and are down to get a little flavoursome in places where you could get caught to give you a little extra buzz.

• Chocolate Fudge

Did someone say experimentation?  Food, positions, places, anything that is lickable you will try it.  Messier the better.  Any excuse to take your sex session to the shower afterwards.

• Chocolate

You’re intimate and sexy.  The perfect kind of adventurous and you don’t mind speaking up when you know what you like! 

• Clotted Cream

Bedroom essentials are what you invest heavily in.  Sex toys have no price limit for you.  You love indulging in high-end and luxury sex toys.  As for those expensive lubes and lingerie, you never limit the toppings.  You enjoy the finer things in life.

• Peanut Butter

There is a bit of bite to your bedroom activities.  Nibbling every inch of your partners body is a regular occurrence because you know it excites them and vice versa.

• Butter Pecan

It’s all about comfort and cuddling after.  You tend to steer clear of getting wild, but nothing beats that cuddle session at the end.

• Rainbow

Do you even know what you want?  It’s so confusing!  But hey you go with the flow and make up your own rules.

• Ben & Jerry’s “everything but the…”

When your sex life needs a spice up what do you go for?  Well EVERYTHING dahh.  Crazy adventurous, mind blowing, new positions, new locations, new toys, new lingerie, a new orifice.  Where are you putting that ice-cream next?

• Dark chocolate

If sex were emotions it would run deep.  It’s comforting, slow, tender, heartfelt, the kind of sex where you’re on a whole new level emotion wise.  And it leaves that taste in your mouth.

Don’t Worry about Being Vanilla

Just remember vanilla sex is whatever is your normal flavour.  Sometimes it is boring and blah.  Other times it’s your couples flavour and whatever your go to is.  Maybe you enjoy putting flavour toppings onto your usual creamy delight.

There is no normal when it comes in ice cream.  Just your own flavour.  How many scoops will you be having in your bowl or do you have your own flavour creation?

Sexual Personality – Get Mixing Today 

7 Mouthgasming Ways To Use Food And Sex

Food and sex – the correlation of eating and erotica.  Yes, you read it!

My two favorite things in the whole wide world.  Today I felt ultra-compelled to write about all the luscious benefits one can receive when combining both food and sex or at least connecting the two elements together.

Now where do we start, because I love to speak upon one’s own experiences so much as you guys have probably already picked up by now.

I do admittedly have moments of total food erotica.  (Yes, that’s a thing believe it or not) where a tantalizing taste of something can send me to a total state of euphoria.

You know the feeling of complete utter satisfaction when you sink your teeth into a tasty morsel (Yes, I am still talking about food here guys) and the first trace of consumption makes its way down your throat leaving you feeling some type of way.

That’s what I like to call food erotica.

A food orgasm is only second to a real orgasm. The connection between the two can be both ultra-sensual and sexually gratifying at the same time.

Sexual Personality – Touching in Finger Food Play 

Now before you ponder and visualize the millions of different ways you can experiment with sex and food.  Let me run through some variables that may serve as a great appetizer.

Use decadent dessert sauces as a body paint

Seriously though who on earth doesn’t like dessert?  The concept itself is simple and delicious.  Although I do recommend placing something on your sheets as things will get messy (trust me).

Try straddling your partner’s back while massaging the decadent sauces with your fingertips into them.  Then effectively taking it off with your tongue afterwards.

You can even use an empty bathtub and paint your partner to your heart’s content and other body part’s content.  If this tickles your fancy, you can have a look at products like chocolate body paint and massage products for better sex.

Now personally to me, there is something very erotic about fruit

Call it odd but I just feel when I bite into a juicy ripe strawberry or piece of pineapple there is something to be said about the contrast between the naturally sweet flavor and aroma.  Much like when I’m in the heat of passion with my significant other.

I actually prefer fruit as oppose to the latter when it comes to sweets. Regular consumption of fruits such as mentioned helps to keep your flower tasting nice and fresh. It also adds to the desire in my opinion.

You can feed each other all the tropical flavors under the sun then devour each other straight after to see just how valid that theory is (You’re welcome).

Indulge in Nyotaimori which is often referred to as “body sushi”

Now, I’m pretty partial to sushi.   It has also been said that it is a food of love and can in fact increase your libido.  Something that I’m completely elated with after having a four-year love affair with this particular food.

There are many ways to enjoy sushi, however there is no other way that can surpass nibbling it off your significant other’s naked body.

Sexual Personality – Food to Put You in the Mood

It has been said that certain foods serve as a major aphrodisiac in the art of lovemaking.

Here is a list of some of the most erotic edibles to help give you that extra bedroom boom.

• Oysters

Probably number one as being one of the most documented and well-known dishes to make you feel a tingle on your taste buds and your panties. Oysters are traditionally considered the romantic sea coral and contain massive amounts of zinc (a known libido booster).

• Avocado

One of my favorite vegetables, although some still call it a fruit the avocado believe it or not was used many years ago as a means of courting your lover. Perhaps it’s the scrumptious texture or the fact that it resembles curves, but to me there is something erotic about the avocado.

I’m also an avid eater of all things so to have its appeal confirmed makes me rather overjoyed.

• Asparagus

Yes, you read it right.  Asparagus that vegetable that as a child you just loved to hate.  I recall many a night my mother telling me ”No leaving the table until your food is done Channelle” meanwhile I stare in horror at the strands of asparagus sitting on my plate taunting me.

Fast forward to present day as a fully-fledged adult (Well, most of the time). I can say with full conviction that asparagus is more of a friend than a foe, and after reading of its bedroom benefits you may just welcome it too.

Once digested, asparagus serves as an extremely powerful and fast stimulant to the urinary tract.  It has in fact been compared to having the exact same effects as the Spanish fly (A beetle infamous for its massive impact on libido and toxins).

So essentially you’re getting the same perks via this vegetable minus the side effects.

• Maca powder

You may or may not have heard of this wonder root vegetable (no pun intended).

Farmed in Peruvia, Maca it serves as a massively potent libido enhancer and is now manufactured and sold over the internet and stores worldwide in several different forms.

Sexual Personality – Painting a Delicious Picture

You’re at home in your most luscious lingerie preferably Coco De Mer because we love Coco and your heels that match (It’s a Virgo thing we like to co-ordinate). You yes YOU being the goddess you are.

Your man or even your lady, has been away working hard all day, and when he walks through that door he is greeted by not only the sight of your tantalizing silhouette but also the lingering aroma of the feast your fine self is making him/her.

Yes I’m talking about cooking in the nude, okay partial nude keep in mind oil is a bitch when it comes in contact with skin.  But what hot blooded man or women wouldn’t love coming home to that. Seriously!

The kitchen is one of the most perfect appropriate inappropriate places to get it on and no counter or table top should be spared.

Now I know this is common knowledge and also a common practice when courting a sexual partner, wining and dining has been a favorite ritual for centuries.

While the whole concept might sound mundane to the kinks of the world, there are multiple ways one can spice it up.

Yes, I know you’re thinking going out to dinner is not food erotica related but trust me when I say there are so many ways to spice up ones meal.

Whether it be opting for no panties and letting your partners fingertips strategically brush against your goods underneath the dinner table or wearing something like a We-Vibe Sync and having said partner get you off via phone or remote while you both devour a delicious cuisine.

All of this revolves around food and all of this equals pleasure and use food and couple’s sex toys for a sexual awakening.

As far as cuisine goes there are many cultures that associate love and food. For example pretty much every European region i.e. Greece, Italy, etc, all places where there women pride themselves on making food with love and feeding their men.

Not every women in this world can cook nor do they all have the desire to however this is a skill that can be pretty sensual when both parties get involved.  So, making it a team effort can work just as well for getting the mood going.

I highly recommend making your own DIY home erotic cooking classes.

After all they do say the way to a man’s heart is through his…… stomach silly. 😉 If food and sex get you in the mood why not have a look at wet and messy sploshing too!

Morgan

Meet Morgan, a young designer advocating equality and speaking out against violence. Her journey in the adult industry has been transformative.