The Thing About Being A Ginger
“Being A Ginger” often comes with unique challenges, including unwelcome comments, stereotypes, and constant attention. Many people dislike being a redhead due to societal prejudices and misconceptions that can impact their self-esteem. This article explores why some gingers feel targeted and how these experiences shape their identity and self-perception.
I spent many years of my life changing my hair colour often weekly, much to the horror of my hairdresser. As a self-confessed commitment-phobe, I never allowed myself the chance to really love a colour before moving onto the next colour on the chart. I’ve literally been every colour possible. However, I have had vibrant red hair for about 4 years now. I will agree this colour choice is not for the faint of heart.
Being A Ginger Will Inevitably Attract The Crazies,
the questions and unfortunately a horde of creeps. There are plenty fallacies surrounding redheads and trust me strangers are happy to discuss them with you given the chance.
People will ask you if the carpets match the drapes, seriously. You’re out enjoying a bevvy with your friends, minding your own business and next thing you know some dude is in your face asking about the shade of your pubes – something that never happened to me as any other colour. Which leads me to my next point: ‘What carpet’ is not a good response – ever! Seriously, trust me, ever.
You will be touched and as a person who does not liked to be touched this bothers me highly.
Dude at bar: “Can I touch it?”
Me: “No.”
Me: “Dude, no… and you’re touching me anyway.”
Is Personal Space Suddenly Not A Thing Anymore?
The touching is followed by several stupid questions: Is it real? What? My hair? Yes. The colour? No. Can you touch it? No. Can you call me Red? No. (Despite your response, your new nickname is forever Red) Oh, you always wanted to fuck a redhead? That’s nice. Please go away.
At this point you’re annoyed and people will just assume you’re feisty and fiery, even if you’re not. And if you are feisty, people will assume it’s your hair making you feisty. Yes, the dye magically seeps into my skull and makes me perpetually angry, it’s not your bullshit questions.
People assume you’re a freak in bed and will ask about your sexuality, I might be a freak in the sheets, I might be a dud root… You’ll never know. Dude, walk the fuck away.
Did you know that in medieval times red hair was associated with moral degradation and intense sexual desire?
If you see a natural redhead out and about, just know they now automatically hate you, particularly if you’re at bar fending off creeps. You see because natural redheads are seeing you getting positive attention from men for a hair colour they’ve had since birth and were mocked for relentlessly throughout puberty so natural redheads everywhere now hate you – don’t even bother trying.
Being a fake redhead you will also never be mocked like a natural redhead, names like ‘ginger’ and ‘ranga’ never will be bestowed upon you, you also get to keep your soul, winning!
The Red hair accompanied with my blue eyes is like the rarest combination in the world – I am a walking anomaly, which every dude wants to get on top of apparently. #WERK!
People will compare you to Ariel from the little mermaid. Yep, and I am totally okay with this. You can touch my hair. What carpet? Didn’t you just say you wanted to fuck a redhead?
So basically, to sum up, if you chose to come to the red side. Prepare to be touched a lot, be prepared for lots of people to tell you they’ve always wanted to fuck a redhead – seriously, I was not prepared for this. It’s a lot of people.
So if you’re thinking of being a red head – do it, be the object of everyone’s desire!
Being A Ginger Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Succeed!
Here Are The 3 Most Famous Red Headed People:
Queen Elizabeth I (1533-1603): The daughter of King Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn, Elizabeth I ruled England for 45 years. Known as the “Virgin Queen,” her red hair became a symbol of her powerful and resilient reign. She was a skilled politician and a patron of the arts, overseeing England’s Golden Age, which saw flourishing arts, exploration, and cultural advancements.
Vincent van Gogh (1853-1890): Vincent van Gogh, a Dutch Post-Impressionist painter, is celebrated for his vivid, emotive works like “Starry Night” and “Sunflowers.” His fiery red hair matched his passionate and often turbulent personality. Van Gogh’s distinctive brushstrokes and bold colors transformed modern art, influencing countless artists. Despite his struggles with mental health, his work is revered globally.
Lucille Ball (1911-1989): An iconic American actress and comedian, Lucille Ball became a television pioneer with her groundbreaking show, “I Love Lucy.” Her vibrant red hair became her signature look, making her one of Hollywood’s most recognizable stars. Ball’s comedic talent and business acumen broke barriers for women in entertainment, leaving a lasting legacy.
Here Are 15 Of The Most Common Questions About Red Heads:
- What causes natural red hair?
Natural red hair is caused by a genetic mutation in the MC1R gene. - Are redheads more sensitive to pain?
Studies suggest redheads may be more sensitive to certain types of pain and require more anesthesia. - Do redheads have a different hair texture?
Red hair can range from straight to curly, just like any other hair color. - Is red hair rare?
Yes, red hair is rare, occurring in about 1-2% of the global population. - Do redheads have lighter skin?
Many redheads have lighter skin due to lower levels of melanin in their bodies. - Can redheads tan easily?
Redheads often burn more easily and may have difficulty tanning due to less melanin. - Are redheads more prone to certain medical conditions?
Some studies suggest redheads may have a slightly higher risk for skin cancer and some other conditions. - Does red hair turn gray with age?
Red hair often fades to a lighter shade, like blonde or white, rather than turning gray. - Do redheads have fewer hairs on their heads?
Yes, redheads typically have fewer hair strands but thicker individual hairs than other hair colors. - Is red hair linked to green eyes?
While not a rule, red hair and green eyes are a rare genetic combination often seen together. - Can two non-redhead parents have a red-haired child?
Yes, if both parents carry the recessive MC1R gene, they can have a red-haired child. - Are redheads more common in certain countries?
Redheads are more common in Northern and Western Europe, particularly in Scotland and Ireland. - Do redheads have a different body odor?
There is no scientific evidence that redheads have a different body odor than others. - Can red hair darken over time?
Red hair can darken slightly during puberty and change again with aging. - Is red hair linked to personality traits?
No scientific evidence links red hair to specific personality traits, despite stereotypes.
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