Penistrone Soup: Learn How To Make It Here!

Penistrone Soup

With the chill in the air, it’s time for soup. But not any soup. Kinky Soup. It’s time for Penistrone soup. A sure crowd pleaser, trust me when I say people will be asking you for the recipe and for second or third helpings.  Who said that you cannot mouthgasm with food and sex.

Tools

• 4 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, divided

• 1 medium brown onion, diced

• 2 medium carrots, peeled and diced

• 2 medium celery stalks, diced

• ¼ cup tomato paste

• 2 cups chopped winter vegetables (potatoes, butternut pumpkin, zucchini, sweet potato, green beans or peas whatever tickles your fancy- You’re in charge)

• 1 Tbsp garlic paste

• 1 tsp italian herbs

• ¼ tsp cinnamon

• 800g diced tomatoes

• 1L Chicken broth

• 2 cups water

• 1 teaspoon fine sea salt

• 2 bay leaves

• Pinch of red pepper flakes

• black pepper

• 1 cup penis pasta

• 2 cups of baby spinach or kale

• Freshly grated Parmesan cheese, for garnishing

• Dash of cream per bowl

Instructions

1. Lubricate your pot with oil until glistening and smoking. We want this baby HOT.

2. Sizzle the onion, carrot, celery until they yield to your touch and the onion is translucent (about 7-8 minutes)

3. Add the tomato paste and cook for a further minute.

4. Add the vegetables, garlic and herbs and stir until fragrant and your mouth starts watering (estimate of 2 minutes)

5. Dilate the mixture with your stock, water and pop in those tomatoes. Pinch salt, pepper and chilli flakes before lightly sliding the bay leaves in.

6. Leaving the lid slightly open to allow some of the steam to escape but much to remain and build into juicy delightful deliciousness, simmer for 15 minutes.

7. Sprinkle in your penis pasta and spinach (or kale) and cook for a further 11-15 minutes uncovered (or until the pasta is tender between your teeth and tongue)

8. Spoon seductively into bowls and add a drip of cream and a dusting of parmesan cheese.

9. You won’t even need to make them beg for more.

Looking For Alternative Ideas?

Creating naughty, sex-themed foods can add a playful and fun element to your next party or intimate evening. One popular idea is penis-shaped pasta, which you can serve with a variety of sauces, such as creamy Alfredo or tangy marinara. This dish is humorous and playful while still being a tasty meal.

Another idea is boob-shaped cupcakes. Use a round cupcake mold and top each one with frosting that mimics a breast shape. Add a small candy or frosting in the center to create the appearance of a nipple. This cheeky treat is perfect for bachelorette parties or a fun night in.

Chocolate-dipped strawberries can also have a naughty twist. Dip strawberries into melted chocolate, then drizzle white chocolate to create playful patterns. Shape the chocolate designs to resemble lingerie or playful body parts, adding a sensual vibe.

For a more savory option, try deviled eggs with a spicy kick. Add extra paprika or hot sauce and garnish the plate with suggestive labels. The spicy flavor adds a little heat to an already tempting dish.

You can also get creative with phallic-shaped vegetables. Carrots, cucumbers, or even zucchini can be carved or arranged in suggestive ways. Serve them with dipping sauces to keep things light and playful.

Whether you’re preparing for a themed party or spicing up date night, these sex-themed foods can be an entertaining way to laugh and enjoy the moment. Let your creativity run wild, and remember to keep the atmosphere fun and lighthearted. These naughty foods are sure to bring smiles and a touch of humor to your evening.

Did You Know Natural Foods Can Be Aphrodisiacs?

Aphrodisiacal foods are known to enhance sexual desire and stimulate the senses, often linked to their taste, texture, or nutrient content. Oysters are perhaps the most famous, rich in zinc, which is essential for hormone production and sexual function. Their smooth texture and oceanic flavor are considered sensual.

Chocolate, particularly dark chocolate, contains phenylethylamine, a chemical that promotes feelings of excitement and pleasure. Its rich, creamy texture makes it a popular treat for romantic occasions.

Avocados are packed with healthy fats, vitamin E, and potassium, all of which support energy and libido. Their smooth, creamy texture and versatility in dishes make them a subtle yet effective aphrodisiac.

Honey has long been associated with love and fertility. Its natural sugars provide a quick energy boost, and it’s rich in B vitamins and antioxidants that support sexual health.

Chili peppers can also ignite passion. Capsaicin, the compound that gives chilies their heat, increases blood flow and triggers the release of endorphins, promoting a natural high.

These foods, whether enjoyed individually or combined in a meal, can heighten sensations and set the mood for intimacy, adding both flavor and excitement to your experience.

What Events Are Suitable For These Dishes?

Sex-themed foods, like penis-shaped pasta, are perfect for playful, lighthearted occasions where humor and fun are encouraged. Bachelorette parties are one of the most common settings for these cheeky dishes, as they add a fun, risqué element to the celebration. Guests can enjoy the humor of the food while engaging in festive activities, making the event memorable.

Birthday parties for close friends or intimate gatherings are another occasion where sex-themed foods can shine. Serving items like boob-shaped cupcakes or phallic-shaped vegetables can create a relaxed, fun atmosphere where guests can laugh and enjoy the novelty.

Anniversaries or romantic dinners can also feature these foods for couples who enjoy adding humor and playfulness to their relationship. Sharing a dish like penis pasta in a private setting can bring laughter and add spice to the evening.

Lastly, themed events, such as adult game nights or sex-positive workshops, provide a perfect backdrop for sex-themed foods. These events encourage openness and fun, making cheeky dishes a great fit.

Ultimately, any occasion where humor, fun, and a relaxed vibe are present is ideal for serving sex-themed foods, offering a playful twist to the usual menu.

Finishing Up

Sex-themed foods like Penistrone Soup, penis-shaped pasta, and boob-shaped cupcakes add humor and excitement to any gathering. These playful dishes are perfect for bachelorette parties, intimate dinners, or themed events, bringing lighthearted fun to the table. Combined with aphrodisiacal ingredients such as chocolate, honey, and chili peppers, these foods can heighten the senses and set the mood for a memorable experience. Whether you’re hosting a party or enjoying a romantic evening, these creative, cheeky dishes are sure to spark laughter, conversation, and perhaps a bit of desire.

At your Service,

Tiffany,

OhZone Sales Consultant, Educator, Kitchen Domme

Tiffany P

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