With the chill in the air, it’s time for soup. But not any soup. Kinky Soup. It’s time for Penistrone soup. A sure crowd pleaser, trust me when I say people will be asking you for the recipe and for second or third helpings. Who said that you cannot mouthgasm with food and sex.
Tools
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4 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, divided
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1 medium brown onion, diced
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2 medium carrots, peeled and diced
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2 medium celery stalks, diced
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¼ cup tomato paste
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2 cups chopped winter vegetables (potatoes, butternut pumpkin, zucchini, sweet potato, green beans or peas whatever tickles your fancy- You’re in charge)
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1 Tbsp garlic paste
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1 tsp italian herbs
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¼ tsp cinnamon
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800g diced tomatoes
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1L Chicken broth
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2 cups water
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1 teaspoon fine sea salt
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2 bay leaves
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Pinch of red pepper flakes
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black pepper
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1 cup penis pasta
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2 cups of baby spinach or kale
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Freshly grated Parmesan cheese, for garnishing
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Dash of cream per bowl
Instructions
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Lubricate your pot with oil until glistening and smoking. We want this baby HOT.
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Sizzle the onion, carrot, celery until they yield to your touch and the onion is translucent (about 7-8 minutes)
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Add the tomato paste and cook for a further minute.
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Add the vegetables, garlic and herbs and stir until fragrant and your mouth starts watering (estimate of 2 minutes)
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Dilate the mixture with your stock, water and pop in those tomatoes. Pinch salt, pepper and chilli flakes before lightly sliding the bay leaves in.
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Leaving the lid slightly open to allow some of the steam to escape but much to remain and build into juicy delightful deliciousness, simmer for 15 minutes.
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Sprinkle in your penis pasta and spinach (or kale) and cook for a further 11-15 minutes uncovered (or until the pasta is tender between your teeth and tongue)
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Spoon seductively into bowls and add a drip of cream and a dusting of parmesan cheese.
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You won’t even need to make them beg for more.
At your Service,
Tiffany,
OhZone Sales Consultant, Educator, Kitchen Domme
Discover Tiffany’s journey! Sexologist, passionate writer, & educator exploring kink, sex, and pleasure. Enjoy her insightful reads on the Adultsmart blog!
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