Autoblow 2+ Review: Does This Robotic Blowjob Machine Live Up to the Hype?
Having received the Autoblow 2+ Review unit for testing, I was eager to see if this much-hyped device lived up to expectations. This crowd-funded sex toy has been making waves as the world’s first robotic blowjob machine, promising an automated experience unlike anything else. With so much media attention surrounding it, I couldn’t wait to put it to the test.
The Autoblow 2+ has been featured in major media outlets, including Men’s Health, BuzzFeed, Playboy, VICE, Yahoo, Business Insider, and Bravo. It has also been reviewed across countless YouTube channels, fueling even more curiosity about whether it truly delivers on its promises. With this level of exposure, it has quickly become one of the most talked-about male sex toys in recent years.
The brainchild of lawyer Brian Sloan, the Autoblow 2+ was developed through crowdsource funding. Inspired by the Jetsons’ robot Rosie, Sloan set out to design a hands-free device that could provide realistic sexual sensations without manual effort. His vision was to create something that could revolutionize male pleasure, delivering an experience that feels as lifelike as possible.
Autoblow 2+ The Machine That Sucks
The Autoblow 2+ improves on its predecessor with major upgrades, making it a more powerful and satisfying male sex toy. The internal sleeve is now 33 percent tighter, creating a snugger and more stimulating experience. The stroking range has increased by over 30 percent, allowing for deeper and more natural movements that closely mimic real oral pleasure.
One of the biggest changes is the motor. The Autoblow 2+ now features an all-metal industrial-strength motor that delivers more power and durability. This ensures a longer lifespan while providing a consistently intense performance. Many men appreciate that the design comes from a man who understands exactly what a stroker should deliver.
There is something undeniably appealing about a machine that can suck you off whenever you want. Whether it is day or night, the Autoblow 2+ is built to provide an intensely realistic blowjob experience. Once fitted onto the penis, it delivers a completely hands-free session. The cyber-skin-like sleeves enhance the sensation, creating an ultra-lifelike feel that keeps the experience as close to reality as possible.
Features of the Autoblow 2+
The Autoblow 2+ offers versatility with three different sleeve sizes to ensure a comfortable and secure fit. Every unit comes with a size B sleeve, designed for penises with a girth of 4 to 5.5 inches. For those with different sizes, alternative sleeves are available, making it an inclusive option for a wide range of users.
Unlike many male sex toys, the Autoblow 2+ is built for long-term use. It features a stroker and sleeve system that accommodates various penis lengths, ensuring a customizable experience for all users. The device is powered directly through a wall outlet, eliminating the need for batteries. This provides a consistent, uninterrupted performance without the worry of losing power mid-session.
One of the standout features is its industrial–strength motor, designed for durability and longevity. Rated for over 500 hours of use, the motor ensures reliable performance, making the Autoblow 2+ a long-lasting investment. With its combination of adaptability, power, and durability, this device is built to provide an intense and realistic experience every time.
That is a hell of a lot of head-jobs.
The box it came in was sturdy and well designed, with all the necessary information to operate the Autoblow 2+ clearly displayed. Everything was neatly packaged, making the unboxing experience feel premium and professional. It was clear that effort had gone into presentation, which gave a good first impression before even testing the device.
After opening the box, I took a closer look at the Autoblow 2+. The build felt solid, and the materials seemed high quality. It was heavier than expected, which made sense given its powerful motor and durable construction. This was not some cheap disposable stroker. It was built to last.
Setting it up was simple. I attached the power cord to the machine, plugged it into the wall outlet, and switched it on. Unlike battery powered toys that can lose strength over time, the direct power source ensured a consistent and uninterrupted experience. Everything was ready to go, and I was eager to see what this machine could do.
WOW! This thing was loud.
If anyone was in the next room or even somewhere else in the house, they would probably think a power tool was running. The noise was impossible to ignore. This is not the kind of sex toy you can use for a quick, discreet session in the middle of the night. Unless you live alone or have some serious soundproofing, it will definitely get noticed.
The motor delivers powerful strokes, but with that power comes noise. It is not a soft hum or a quiet vibration. It is a mechanical, whirring sound that gets even louder as the machine picks up speed. If you are looking for a silent experience, this is not it.
Using the Autoblow 2+ means accepting that sound is part of the package. It delivers strong, hands-free pleasure, but you might need to plan when and where you use it unless you want someone knocking on your door telling you to keep it down.
What The World’s First Robotic Blow Job Machine Feels Like
The loudness alone had me wondering just how intense this thing would feel. If it sounded that powerful, it had to deliver a serious experience. There was only one way to find out.
I lubed up both the machine and myself, got into the right mindset, and inserted my dick. The sensation was immediate. It was tight, rhythmic, and surprisingly lifelike. The stroking motion felt consistent and controlled, creating an experience that was both pleasurable and unique. I stayed fully hard, but there was one major problem. I couldn’t focus enough to finish.
The noise was impossible to ignore. No matter how good it felt, I kept worrying someone would walk in. The thought of getting caught with my dick in a robotic mouth was enough to keep me on edge. The pleasure was real, but so was the paranoia.
For those who can tune out the sound or have the privacy to use it freely, the Autoblow 2+ offers a hands-free blowjob experience that stands apart from anything else on the market. But for me, the constant whirring made it hard to fully relax and enjoy the ride.
Gave up after a while and made a mental note to try it again
Gave up after a while and made a mental note to try it again when I was sure no one was going to come home and catch me with my dick in the honey jar.
An opportunity finally came about two weeks later when everyone in the household was out for the entire evening. I had hours of uninterrupted time, no need to worry about the noise, and no chance of an awkward surprise. This was the perfect moment to give the Autoblow 2+ a proper test.
To set the mood, I poured myself a couple of glasses of wine and let the buzz sink in. Feeling loose and relaxed, I browsed a few adult cam sites like Chaturbate, RedTube, and LiveJasmin. The combination of anticipation and stimulation had me worked up fast. With no distractions and no fear of getting caught, I was ready to give the machine another shot, hoping for a better experience now that I could fully focus on the pleasure.
Time to give the Autoblow 2+ a go.
Lubed it up, turned it on and this time did not have a care in the world that the windows were rattling because of the decibels being emitted.
Guys, it truly felt awesome and gave a sucking sensation as well as being stroked.
Unlike a regular head job I could shove my cock fully into it without being told it was too deep or feeling a gag reflex. It does not compare with hand masturbation. I lasted maybe 12 minutes before my cock began ejaculating like crazy.
Autoblow 2+ kept me cumming with those rollers wave after wave
To be quite honest it probably would rate as one of the best head job experiences of my life. Cleaning up the mess afterwards was a breeze. I simply removed the sleeve that is very pliable, washed up with some soapy warm water and then rinsed it off leaving it to towel dry.
All in all the experience was more than pleasurable.
If you live alone it is the perfect mens sex toy for you. But if you do not, the times that you can use it will be limited. So I give it a 5 out of 5 for experience. But for me it is not a sex toy that I can enjoy often so will dampen that rating somewhat.
A Sex Machine Gun With A Kick!!
An exciting contraption arrived at Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres the other day and I just had to review it. It’s a sex machine! Not the James Brown type…but a real machine that you can have sex with!
I did actually know such things existed because I watched a cool documentary about the company Kink.com. who have been instrumental in making a whole genre of films dedicated just to the best sex machines. Sex Machines they used were far more industrial, but the idea is the same.
The machine I am going to look at is called “The Machine Gun”. A sex machine, also known as a fucking machine, is basically a more sophisticated version of a vibrator. It literally has sex with you.
You don’t have to do a thing except turn it on. ….I’m talking about the switch, … don’t worry, you don’t have to go down on it for 3 hours.
A World of Sex Machines
It is a power tool in much the same way as a saw or drill are.
I am wincing even typing that) in fact there are such things in the world of Sex Machines: ‘drilldos” that rotate, and ‘fucksaws” that have a sawing action, which is, I guess what ‘The Sex Machine Gun does.’
You can add your own attachments to the Sex Machine Gun thruster depending on what you want. There is as masturbator attachment for guys and any kind of dildo for any other gender. I researched to see if I could find people’s personal accounts of having used one.
This proved more difficult than I anticipated. The Sex Machine Gun is certainly a conversation starter in the store though, that’s for sure. I can easily see how it would feel and be as a girl but I would love to speak to a guy who had used
Machine Gun with the silicone masturbater cup that ours has come with, to find out if it really works. In theory, it’s so much better than any of the automated masturbator machines I have come across so far.
History of the Sex Machine
I just wanted to say a little about the history of the sex machine for those that don’t know, as I found it all very interesting. The vibrator apparently came about as an invention for curing the mythical disease of “hysteria ” which was prevalent in Victorian women.
Doctors would cure husband-less wives of ‘Hysteria” by masturbating them to orgasm. It calmed them down apparently (the women, not the Doctors!) But their poor hands got tired so quickly, what with all the vigorous rubbing required and there was a desperate need for what became the first sex machine.
They were even sold as health devices in department store catalogues at the turn of the 20th Century. Sorry but I just had to include this terrifying model of one of the earliest medical sex machines. Its powered by steam and it was built in 1867. ‘Yikes’! is all I have to say about that.
Mind you some BDSM aficionados will be wishing they could get their hands on one just like it.
Sex Machine Gun is far less intimidating and very easy to use.
You simply connect the controller dial to the power pack and adapter plug, then push whatever attachment you want onto the sex machine until it clicks into place.
You are now ready to adjust the machine to the angle you require. It goes to 90% which means you can have sex with it standing up. The machine is not heavy so obviously, stability is something important to look at.
There are four suction cups, to allow you to secure the machine to the floor. I had it on a glass counter and almost needed a knife to prize it off. You couldn’t use it on a carpet though, I should imagine it would scoot across the room because once it starts thrusting it really goes hard.
It has a handheld controller on a lead which has an incremental speed dial. (that’s for thrust intensity, not dialling your mum).
Cons of Sex Machine Gun
A couple of things I wasn’t too keen on the Sex Machine Gun was the adaptor as it comes in doesn’t stay in the socket and the lead for the controller is a bit short.
It’s perfect for solo use, but for use with a partner, I would prefer there was more length for the person in control to sit back and watch. I imagine this is purchased a lot by people into BDSM so that might be an issue.
I totally get why people are so into Sex Machine Gun, there is something space age and fantastical about the whole idea. Its like cybersexand the stuff of futuristic comic books.
It’ would also be great for people who just have an unsatisfied high sex drive, or if you are elderly or disabled. I even read that sex therapist prescribe them for sex addiction too.
Mark my words, there will be more and more sophisticated versions of these. Even now there is such a thing as “Teledildonics” which combine the use of various sex machines and a web interface that’s used remotely by a partner.
FAQ’s About The AutoBlow 2+
Does the Autoblow 2+ require any special maintenance to keep it working properly?
The Autoblow 2+ is built for long-term use, but regular maintenance ensures it continues delivering the best experience. After each session, the sleeve should be removed, washed with warm water and mild soap, and left to air dry completely before reinserting it into the device. The exterior of the machine can be wiped down with a damp cloth, but avoid getting water inside the motor. Using a water-based lubricant reduces friction and helps extend the life of the sleeve. Periodically checking the power cord and motor for any signs of wear will also help prevent unexpected issues.
How can I reduce the noise level when using the Autoblow 2+?
The Autoblow 2+ is known for its power, but with that comes a noticeable level of noise. While it cannot be completely silenced, there are ways to reduce its impact. Placing a thick towel or foam pad under the device can help absorb some of the vibrations and lessen the sound. Using it in a room with carpets, curtains, or soft furnishings can also prevent sound from traveling as easily. If complete discretion is a concern, using it while playing background noise, such as a fan or music, can help mask the sound. Choosing a time when privacy is guaranteed will also help eliminate any anxiety about being overheard.
What is the best way to ensure a hands-free experience with the Autoblow 2+?
The Autoblow 2+ is designed to be hands-free, but positioning it correctly can make a big difference in comfort and stability. Using a flat surface with some weight or a non-slip mat helps keep the machine steady during use. Some users find placing it between pillows or using a DIY setup, like securing it between couch cushions, allows for a more natural experience. Experimenting with different angles and positions will help find what works best. Ensuring the sleeve is properly lubricated and inserted correctly will also improve performance and reduce the need for manual adjustments.
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