Eggplant Your Way To Ultimate Orgasms!

The Way To Ultimate Orgasms

It was only a matter of time!  Who would have thought there would be an Emoji based sex toy called the Emojibator.  These toys will lead you on the way to ultimate orgasms. The company’s catch-phrase is:

“Go Fuck Yourself.”

Literally! So of course I was interested in what these adult toys were about and gladly accepted them for review. We received the:

• Eggplant Emoji Vibrator
• Chilli Pepper Emoji Vibrator
• Banana Emoji Vibrator

How Did This All Start?

So let’s start at the beginning.  Many say that the emojibator creation was as a result of the #FreeTheEggplant campaign as emoji failed to register the eggplant as an emoji character as eggplants were often used as a visual indicator of the male sex organ.  This campaign reached its social media peak in January of 2016.

These emoji sex toys were finally created in Philadelphia by a team of sex toy enthusiasts Terri & Sandy and ReformSchoo.tv that wanted to promote a product that evoked sexual health qualities for women.  Combining high quality materials with humor the infamous eggplant emoji was created and made available in August 2016 – just over a year ago.

When Did These Toys Explode In Popularity?

The team were not prepared for the overwhelming publicity that they were to receive that included the lead story in Cosmopolitan Magazine August 2016 edition, New York Times, The Guardian, New York Magazine, Buzz Feed, Mashable and many more overloading their site and accumulating more than 16 million impressions shortly after its launch.

The Emojibator empowers women with the ability to climax without the need for an accompanying phallic sex toy.  It is a playful and perfect gift, supporting a vegan lifestyle allowing self-pleasure without guilt or seediness.  In response to this global phenomena the red hot chili and banana were soon launched together with a handy travel case and promotional T-Shirts.  Finally the gap between a male’s and woman’s sexual freedom was finally bridging.

Make And Material of Emojibators

All Emojibators are made from 100% body safe silicone material which means it is phthalate-free and non-porous.  Most silicone sex toys are easy to clean and hygienic. The Emojibators are smooth to touch with a matte finish surface.  Storing this toy I was surprised that it did not pick up dust or fluff which is a real plus as I hate it when I draw out one of my trusted sex toys to see that it looks a little like my cat.

The Emojibators are powered by 4 watch batteries (which are included) and have 10 different stunning modes and levels of vibrations.  To turn it on you simply touch the nodule that protrudes from the green twist off cap, and touching it again cycles through all the vibrations modes and levels.  To turn the vibrator off simply hold down the nodule for a couple of seconds.

The nodule is very responsive. The manufacturer claims that the emojibators are completely waterproof but anything that screws on I would be hesitant to submerge in water.  The diameter of each of the toys is 1.22 inches and the length is 4.94 inches.  The insertable length is just under 4 inches.  I must say that when I first saw them in images they looked larger than they actually are.

The Red Chilli Emojibator – Way To Ultimate Orgasms

So I took out the Red Chilli to start with.  The toy is tapered and slightly curved being largest at the base and slimmest at the top.  It is ergonomically shaped, this sex toy is perfect for clit-centric stimulation or to lie and massage the clit and vagina.  I turned on the vibration and it was pleasant without being overly strong and was certainly quieter than most vibrators I have reviewed which is odd as generally I have found the smaller the vibrator is the louder that they are.

Perfect To Stimulate Your Clitoris

Testing the Chilli I found it as I had thought to be perfect to get my clit firing.  Going through all the vibration modes and levels I found it to be ample in power.  However when using it to stimulate both the vagina and clit simultaneously it lacked a bit.  I was not comfortable to insert it.

Small Size Used Mainly For External Stimulation

It is a small vibrator as I mentioned before, so it is more suited to external stimulations rather than being insertable.  Although curved I do not think this is a sex toy that’s big enough to reach my G-Spot and if it was I would be worried that I would lose it up there.  It really is a cute teaser of a vibrator and perfect for a novelty gift but when it comes to satisfaction I would prefer larger vibrators with some levels that pack a punch.  All in all, cute factor 10 out of 10, performance 6.5 out of 10.

A Recent Customer Review Of The Chilli Emojibator

“Hilarious! I bought it for my bachelorette party and everyone loved it. Cute, soft, and does the trick.”

The Eggplant Emojibator – Way To Ultimate Orgasms

Next I opened the flagship Eggplant Emojibator and again the vibrator was curved and tapered but unlike the Red Chili this was tapered so that the base was the thinnest and the head the thickest.  The shaft was purple and the base green.  It really is a cute little sucker and I decided to try out this waterproof claim myself and so took it in the tub with me.  Although worried I had not screwed the cap on tight, these fears were quickly allayed and I switched the baby on and laid back.

The Eggplant Toy Has Good Size But Lacks Power

For me this was a perfect addition to my bath-time relaxation and gently used it to stroke my clit and vagina.  Being a bit wider and relaxing in the warm water I inserted it and found that it was adequate without being powerful. This was definitely my favorite and suited my body.  Again cute factor 10 out of 10, performance 7.5 out of 10.

A recent customer review of the Eggplant Emojibator

“It’s smaller than I expected. Its sold as a vibrator so, I didn’t think to search for the dimensions, I expected something bigger. Size wise its more like a bullet. Its cute, good for foreplay and teasing but sadly it’s a bit weak. Unless you’re really sensitive down there’s I don’t think you can get off with it alone, I don’t. Like I said its cute and good to get us in the mood. My only other issue is the battery size. Most of my toys are AA, AAA or have a rechargeable battery. This little guy takes 4 tiny batteries that seems rather inconvenient. I bought this purely for how cute it is, so I’ll be keeping it.”

The Banana Emojibator – Way To Ultimate Orgasms

Finally I opened the Banana Emojibator which was all yellow, curved but the shaft is roughly the same size from the base to the shaft.  As far as visual excitement goes the Eggplant and Chilli I feel are both more desirous.  Again the curve screams ergonomic design.  I was emojied out by this stage so did not test the banana but the cute factor on this one dropped to 7 out of 10 and I would imagine the performance would be roughly the same so will give that also a 7 out of 10.

A recent customer review of the Banana Emojibator

“Bought as a gift. Funny, well made, super easy to clean. Can’t recommend enough. Would purchase again.”

My opinion on these sexual Emoji’s is that they are cute, a novelty and I understand why they are so popular – especially when given as a gift.  As a sex toy they are innocuous and one would not be embarrassed if someone found them in your drawer.  However if you are a regular sex toy user I believe you may find them too small and the vibrations a little left wanting.

Jennifer Vermaunt

Jennifer is a marketer at Adultsmart! Embracing a non-judgmental stance, she believes in pleasure without limits—if it feels good and right, why not?

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