How to Have A Sexy Christmas

It’s really easy to get carried away with family and parties and buying presents at this time of year and end up neglecting your lover. I think it’s a real shame because Christmas is a really sexy time of year. It is all about over indulging. It is all about giving and receiving and shouldn’t we all be bringing some of that decadence and pleasure into the bedroom? There is a reason why there are so many romantic movies set at Christmas time. Think ‘When Harry Met Sally’ and ‘Love Actually”. So here are a few ideas to ‘have yourself a sexy little Christmas’ this year.

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Dress up. The colour red is really sexy and it has been proven that we all associate that colour with sex. There’s so much to choose from in our Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres and Adult Smart. We have actual costumes as well as lingerie galore. Even if you got your partner something rubbish for a gift I guarantee if you deliver it dressed up in a red Basque, G-string and high heels with a Santa hat, it will be gratefully received (that goes for men too!)A strip to a Christmas song is funny and sexy. Tie a ribbon and hang a couple of baubles from your hard on. Decorate a butt plug with tinsel. The obvious thing to do would be to tie a giant ribbon round yourself as a gift.
Personalise your present in a sexy way. If you are brave enough get 12 sexy photos of yourself and make a calendar on line, it’s so cheap and easy to put together, even K-Mart do them now. If you haven’t got the confidence why not make your own, cut out scenes from porn magazines and paste both of your faces on them. Get some Sex Cheques, we have them in store, they are a great gift and you can fill them out in advance with sexual promises.
Fill a Christmas stocking with sexy presents for the 12 days of Christmas. Massage oils, a vibrating cock ring, a Tenga egg, a DVD etc. and use one each day.
Why not have your own 12 days of Christmas using the song as inspiration. ‘Pipers piping’ ‘maids a milking” ‘ladies dancing’ the song was written for it.
Mistletoe! Everyone forgets this these days. But if you make a pact to properly kiss your partner every time you are under it, not just a peck. It brings you back to each other in an intimate way no matter how distracted you are with other Christmassy things. You could also have secret codes where you can move the mistletoe where ever you like but have to perform a sexy act when you find yourselves underneath it. It could be in the car in the morning, or it could be in the garden when all your guests are inside.
If you have guests staying, let them stay in your place and you book a hotel. Hotel Christmas sex is the best. Save the presents you really got for each other to open in private, (not the ones you buy to open in front of family.) Conversely, if you are staying with people, little nephew Johnny’s Star Wars bedroom and tiny car bed may not exactly be conducive to rampant sex. Get a hotel!
Sexy gifts are the best gifts. If sex toys aren’t something you normally buy then this is the time of year to do it. Trust me, any guy would prefer a Fleshlight over a new T-shirt, and any girl a we – vibe touch over body lotion. These are not presents to be opened in front of everyone obviously, but just knowing there are adult only gifts is a real turn on.
Be naughty, and spike your partner’s Egg Nog, (that isn’t a euphemism, though it should be) Melt down one of the yet-another-box-of-bloody-chocolates you get and use it as edible body paint. Hide some of your partner’s small gifts in your underwear and make them retrieve it. Or the old favourite, wear remote control sex toys to Christmas dinner.
It is a shame it doesn’t get cold in Australia at Christmas time. Having sex in front of a roaring log fire wouldn’t exactly be fun, but you can still curl up in front of the air conditioner with a mug of iced chocolate and get cosy and watch some Christmas porn together. Of course you could make your own sexy Christmas.

Whatever you do this this year, Christmas doesn’t have to be ‘all about the kids’ Make time for some adult time together and all the stresses of organising Christmas won’t seem so stressful after all. Christmas is a magical time of the year and gives most of us that warm fuzzy feeling. That is because it is all about spending time with the people we love the most.