Our world is currently undergoing a crisis that is set to become a coronavirus pandemic. COVID-19 in other terms known as the Coronavirus has taken 2020 by storm and is creating mass fear and hysteria globally. Known as a stronger strain of the common Flu, COVID-19 is causing stock to plummet, businesses to begin to send staff home, events to cancel leaving people stranded without plans and Australian’s to fight each other over Toilet paper.
Do I think that this is the end of the world?
No, just wash your hands and have your Vitamin D tablets with lots of water. I’m writing this article in case we do need to stay in our homes and isolate. Nothing is scarier then not being able to go to your local adult shop and stock up on new sex toys or have your parcels canceled because they are currently going through customs.
Sexually surviving the Coronavirus Pandemic
I’ve got you covered with my top 4 tips that will keep you going for no matter how long you have to hide from the world. So here we go these are my sex during covid tips.
1. Stock up on Lubricants and Condoms
Now if you don’t need any of these… then you are set for the apocalypse. You don’t need to stress at all, you have it all under control. If you do need these, which is perfectly fine; be sure to go to your local adult store and stock up as much as you can.
You don’t want to be sitting at home for 3 week and not being able to have sex with out condoms because you thought getting more toilet paper would be a smarter decision.
2. Invest in App Compatible sex toys
There is nothing worst then being quarantined or having to isolate and your partner is stuck at their own place. Missing sex for 2 weeks? No thanks. However, we have your covered!
My personal favourite toy is the We-Vibe Chorus. The Chorus is We-Vibes latest toy that allows you to control it from anywhere in the world. This is the perfect toy to use while you are both stuck in isolation. It’s also phenomenal when you get cleared and you can use it both together.
The great thing is, We-Vibe also has a cockring called the Pivot which can be used in a completely different way. If you turn the Pivot around and have it putting stimulation on the testicles, this will allow your partner to control it from her phone whilst you control the Chorus from yours.
The great thing about the We-Vibe apps also is that you can create your own functions and settings with it, making it completely interactive and personalized to what your partner likes.
3. If you’re a single female
Sex Toys, Toys, Toys, especially Dong’s and Rabbits. These will keep you satisfied if the pandemic forces us to stay inside.
You can’t go wrong with a vibrating Dong with a suction cup. My personal favourite at the moment is the Femme Fun Wireless Turbo Shaft, the great thing about it is it comes with a rotating function that allows it to rotate 360 degrees.
My favourite Rabbit at the moment is Eve’s Rechargeable Thrusting Rabbit by Adam & Eve. The great thing about it is that it has a thrusting component which instantly creates additional stimulation with it’s strong motor in the tip. These are the best options to take with you during a global apocalypse, go out orgasming.
4. If you’re a single male
Well this is definitely my domain and I have all the best recommendations for you. Have you ever watched I Am Legend with Will Smith and wondered if he ever got bored of his hand? Well he did.
Going into this pandemic there are 3 male masturbators you need to be stocked, locked and loaded. Alex by Svakom, a super powerful thrusting masturbator that will do all the work while you sit back and just relax.
This toy is one of my favorites at the moment, as most thrusting masturbators seem not to do well when you apply pressure on them however the Alex hold’s its composure and shows you that SVAKOM has made them properly. The Vibrating Tenga Flip Zero is one that can not be left on the shelf when we loot our local Adult Store.
This toy designed by Tenga, a Japanese Company known for making it’s well thought out boy’s toys is the ultimate mix of Vibration and smooth silicone to keep your senses thrilled.
Adultsmart Visit – The First Thing you Do
The first thing to do is not head to your local toilet paper aisle, come in and see us instead at Adultsmart. While everyone else is at home in fear, you will breeze through this pandemic with mind blowing orgasms and a reinvigorated sex life.
Coronavirus Update Adultsmart Store
Adultsmart is conveniently situated at 12 Production Ave, Kogarah in Sydney’s South. The telephone is (02) 9533 7217 and the Covid trading hours that are subject to change are 9am-10pm Monday to Sunday.
Click and Collect Services
allow you to order and pre-pay for your purchases online. You can browse at your leisure when visiting an online store and choose the items that you could otherwise not do in store because of Covid restrictions. It also allows contactless purchases if you choose to utilize a service like the Adultsmart Contactless Click and Collect Option.
Dear Valued Clients,
The circumstances of the Covid 19 virus as well as the directly related impact on the economy and the retail environment, are affecting us all in unforeseen and unprecedented ways. We write to advise that, like many businesses, we are activating new working arrangements for our staff and customers which will see our businesses continue to be open, unless otherwise advised.
We are well positioned to continue operating our business online. This should ensure that there is as little as possible disruption to the products and services we provide.
WE ARE OPEN
Our Adult Department stores will remain open unless advise is to close with a
SAFETY FIRST
We are going above and beyond Industry suggestions to ensure the safety of our valued customers and staff.
THESE ARE THE MEASURES WE ARE TAKING TO ENSURE YOUR SAFETY
- Prior to and at the completion of each shift we will wipe down with an approved antibacterial solution the sales counter and any areas that others may be touched in the course of a store visit (e.g. door handles, chairs, keyboards, mouse, EFTPOS machine, printer etc).
- EFTPOS machine will be wiped down with antiseptic wipes before and after each transaction.
- Preferred payment method is tap and go but if PIN is required to complete a transaction cotton buds will be supplied to key in PIN.
- When handling cash our customer service consultants will wear gloves.
- We will keep social distancing as recommended by State or Federal authorities except when it is impracticable to do so, like completing a purchase or displaying products.
- If you require assistance to view or display products or complete a transaction our staff will wear a mask and gloves.
- There will be no bodily contact like shaking hands, kissing or hugging.
- If you wish a face mask and/or gloves when in our store, they will be made available to you on request.
PLEASE NOTE – CONDITIONS OF ENTRY
- If you have traveled overseas within the last 14 days entry into our stores are FORBIDDEN
- If you are feeling unwell or have flu like symptoms entry into our stores are FORBIDDEN
- If you have contracted CoronaVirus entry into our stores are FORBIDDEN until you have been cleared of the virus by Medical Authorities
- The staff have right to refuse entry to any person that they feel may pose a risk to themselves or others.
Life must go on during this trying time but it is essential that we all take the necessary measures to keep each other safe and well…
As the situation with this pandemic escalates or subsides the measures and conditions outlined here may changed without prior notice.
With Love To All Our Loyal Clients
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