Getting An Erotic Massage Should Be Simple And Easy
Have you ever wanted an erotic massage but weren’t sure what to expect? If stress is piling up at work, home life feels overwhelming, or your body craves deeper relaxation, this experience might be exactly what you need.
Despite some outdated stereotypes, erotic massage is more than just a guilty pleasure for middle-aged men. This ancient practice blends sensual touch, relaxation, and connection, offering physical and mental benefits for anyone willing to explore it. Whether you are looking to relieve tension, awaken your senses, or simply indulge in a new experience, erotic massage could be the perfect escape.
In today’s fast-paced world, self-care is more important than ever. Erotic massage is not just about pleasure. It is about unwinding, recharging, and embracing a deeper connection with your body. If you are curious, keep reading. You will discover everything you need to know about this unique experience and why it might be exactly what you have been missing.
Massage parlours are everywhere…
Massage parlours are everywhere, blending into the busy streets of city centres. If you live in an urban area, you probably walk past an adult massage parlour every day without giving it much thought. Some locations might even catch your eye, leaving you wondering what really happens behind those discreetly lit doors.
Despite its reputation as a taboo subject, erotic massage is a legitimate service that operates within legal boundaries in many places. The idea that these parlours exist in a legal grey area is a common misconception. Erotic massage is not about secrecy or illegality. It is about relaxation, stress relief, and human connection, making it a sought-after escape for professionals looking to unwind.
Businessmen are among the most frequent clients, often slipping into a massage parlour during their lunch break or after a long day at work. The fast-paced demands of corporate life can be exhausting, leaving many craving an experience that soothes both body and mind. Whether it is a short session to reset for the afternoon or a longer visit to fully recharge, erotic massage provides a level of relaxation that few other experiences can match.
They often blend into the surroundings
Erotic massage parlours are designed to blend into their surroundings, offering a level of discretion that protects their clients. Many visitors are married, have children, or hold respected professional positions, making privacy a top priority. To avoid unwanted attention, these establishments often operate under the guise of traditional Thai massage shops or private wellness studios.
Some erotic massage providers set up their businesses in quiet residential areas, using private houses as their base. Others choose commercial spaces that appear no different from regular massage parlours, allowing clients to enter and leave without drawing suspicion. This subtle approach ensures that visitors can enjoy their experience without the fear of judgment or exposure.
While the secrecy surrounding erotic massage may add to its mystique, it is not always about deception. Many clients simply want a safe, professional space where they can relax and explore their desires without societal scrutiny. The industry understands this need and structures its services accordingly, offering both anonymity and a premium experience for those who seek it.
They destroy any evidence of your booking
Erotic massage parlours take client privacy seriously, ensuring that no trace of your booking remains after your visit. Most establishments request that you call ahead to schedule an appointment, but you do not need to worry about your information being stored or shared. Once your session is over, any record of your booking is typically erased, eliminating any risk of exposure.
For those who want an extra layer of discretion, using a fake name is always an option. Many parlours do not require personal details beyond a first name for scheduling, allowing you to remain anonymous. If you are particularly cautious, you can also hide your number when calling. These businesses understand the need for secrecy and take every precaution to protect their clients’ identities.
This high level of confidentiality is a key reason why so many people feel comfortable visiting erotic massage parlours. From the moment you book to the moment you leave, your privacy is the top priority. You can fully enjoy your experience without any lingering concerns about your personal information being exposed.
You get the choice of girls
Walking into an erotic massage parlour for the first time can be an exhilarating experience. A mix of excitement and nerves washes over you as you step inside, unsure of what to expect. Then, in front of you, stands a lineup of stunning masseuses, each ready to provide an unforgettable experience. The choice is yours, and for a moment, the thrill of selecting your perfect match can feel overwhelming.
The variety of masseuses ensures that there is someone to suit every preference. Whether you are drawn to a particular look, energy, or style of touch, you have the freedom to choose the woman who best matches your desires. Some clients prefer a soft and sensual approach, while others enjoy a more intense, hands-on experience. No matter your preference, the right masseuse can turn your session into a deeply satisfying escape.
Though the initial decision might feel daunting, the process is designed to be stress-free. Many parlours encourage interaction before the session, allowing you to briefly chat or make a selection based on personal recommendations. Once you make your choice, the excitement truly begins, and you can fully immerse yourself in the pleasures of an expertly delivered erotic massage.
It’s ok to be nervous
Don’t worry if you’re feeling shy, erotic masseuses are used to first-timers on a daily basis and will do all they can to put you at ease. Some parlours even have a reception where you can sit down and chat to the girls to get a feel for your favourite beforehand. You might even be offered a glass of wine to steady your nerves.
They will adjust your massage to your personal preference
Once you’ve selected your gorgeous therapist you will be shown to the bedroom. Your gorgeous girl will discuss with you beforehand what you want from your session. The beauty of erotic massage is that the style can be molded to suit your personal preferences, whether you fancy some relaxing romance or something more adventurous.
All erotic massages are performed with the receiver and therapist both naked, but if you’re feeling a little nervous then do inform your masseuse, they’ll be able to undress to the comfort level as the session gradually progresses.
The session starts with a non-sexual full-body massage
The masseuse will place a towel down on the bed and lie you down as she warms your skin with massage oil. Though the purpose of erotic asian tantric massage is to arouse, the massage doesn’t actually start sexual. The masseuse will commence with a full body massage, similar to the soothing strokes derived from the classic style.
She’ll begin to work on your tension built in your neck, back and shoulders which will calm release all the unwanted stress within your muscles. This part of the massage is considered as the starter, there’s plenty more of this sensational feast to come!
More sensual strokes will be introduced
As your masseuse gently moves you onto your front from your back she will use what is known as an ‘edging’ technique. To perform ‘edging’ she will start to run her tantalizing fingertips from your chest to erogenous zones (sensitive points). This keeps getting closer and closer to your manhood each time.
As your toes begin to curl and your body starts to shake she will maneuver her soft hands back to the top of your physique. This will send rushes of orgasmic pleasure down your spine and will be repeated until you’re at a point of no return.
And of course never forget Laura Rose Halliday from School of Squirt.
The session does include sex
How sexual does the session get? Will I get a happy ending? Does the massage involve sex? These are common questions surrounding erotic massage and the answer depends on which masseuse or parlor you go to. You may-be familiar with the terms ‘happy ending’ and ‘full service massage’ but are maybe unsure what they mean.
However, once you’ve had an erotic massage you’ll become accustomed to the services. Erotic happy ending generally means the naked massage with hand relief, while full service is exactly what it says on the tin and is the full she-bang. Not only will the masseuse pleasure you with her hands, she will also introduce oral and penetration as part of your experience.
You should always remain respectful
Although an erotic massage often progresses to being super sexual it’s important you are respectful to your masseuse at all times. French-kissing, pleasuring your therapist and oral without condom are often considered as extra and should be discussed with your therapist at the beginning of your session. They’re usually more than happy to adhere to your requests! Many erotic massage parlors also operate 24 hour hotlines where you can ring and discuss your queries before making your appointment.
Everyone should get an erotic massage..
You may think it’s a little naughty but there are SO many reasons why everyone should get an erotic massage. It can boost your sexual stamina, provides escape from life stresses and unwinds your tired and worn out muscles – it really is a no brainer! There’s guaranteed to be an erotic massage parlour in your area, so why not try a session today?
Best Erotic Massages Places Around the World
If you are going on vacation and want to have a little adult fun while you’re there, only certain countries will do. Erotic massages aren’t available everywhere, so it pays to do a little research on the best destinations to plan your time well.
Here are some of the best erotic massage places to consider.
Québec, Canada
When you’re looking to keep it in North America, heading over to Québec is an excellent idea to find something exclusive and upmarket.
Le Penthouse in Montréalperfectly fits the bill. There you’ll find deluxe facilities to enjoy a massage in style. Just select a hostess of your choosing, pick the type of the desired massage, and get pampered.
Along with the companionship, the plush accommodations during your time there set your mind at ease. Get into a care-free state in Québec.
Bangkok, Thailand
Bangkok is seen as a Gentleman’s playground by many. It combines numerous malls for ample shopping opportunities, indulgent eateries, and decadent nightlife.
While tourists head to Patpong, which can be a little dicey at times, more knowledgeable men head over either to Soi Cowboy or Nana’s Plaza.
Soi Cowboy is a long street to wander down, visit a bar for a drink and talk to a bar girl in the establishment. Buying her a ‘lady drink’ ensures she gets a cut of the drink price. She has a quota of lady drinks to sell each month, so it helps her fill the quota.
The other alternative is Nana’s Plaza. This is a multi-level entertainment center with bars on every floor, places with regular entertainment shows, and a casual bar just to sit and people watch. Nearby there are plenty of local hotels to avoid needing to travel back through congested traffic.
Fortaleza, Brazil
Fortaleza is a great spot in Brazil because it combines sandy beaches during the daytime with vibrant nightlife too. Therefore, you can stay up late, sleep in, and still catch some rays in the afternoon.
All kinds of tourism are legal in Brazil including finding a lady of the night. But it’s important to appreciate that there’s a high crime rate in the country. So, while a woman may be booked to come to your hotel room, someone else might show up!
Manila, Philippines
In the bustling capital city of Manila, P Burgos Street holds supreme. It’s a tourist-friendly location with plenty of people around offering an increased level of safety in the Philippines. Given that it’s so popular with Westerners, tourists are better protected than elsewhere in the country.
One of the upsides with the Philippines is that the local people speak some of the best English to be found in all of Asia. This makes basic communication and getting around so much easier than in other countries.
Not All Places Will Be Upmarket
Not every place to find an erotic massage experience will be upmarket. There are some destinations to visit that aim to provide luxurious service to discerning men whereas others are open to everyone.
To stay safe, it pays to go be freer with your spending to avoid walking into trouble. But when keeping your wits about you, everything should be fine.
From Body Massager To Sex Toy, All In One!
I am in the process of field testing this amazing vibrator in our store named Lady Bonnd Body Wand Massager… on my back… don’t get the wrong idea!
Body wands are not usually my thing.
I can tell what makes a high quality wand and I have no trouble recommending them to people seeking a sex toy with intense vibrations. I just have never really enjoyed a vibrating massage… until now that is!!
The Lady Bonnd Wand is my new best friend with rumbly, strong and deep vibrations that make for a really pleasurable massage.
Lady Bonnd is a new brand of sex toys available at Adult Lifestyle Centres. Designed by a Swedish man named Eric Kalen who I discovered is the founder of LELO!! This for me says it all as LELO is a top of the range sex toy company.
These toys instantly caught my attention with their sleek and sophisticated packaging. With so many pink and purple products available, black sex toys really appeal to me. The Body Wand Massager comes in a classy black box which is a perfect place to store the vibrator.
Inside the box, you will find a USB charger, an instruction manual and the wand itself.
The Lady Bonnd Wand measures just under 30cm in length and is light in weight at 330 grams which makes for easy maneuvering as you massage yourself or a partner. The handle is made from hard plastic with a textured silicone curve which is very comfortable to hold. There are 3 buttons on the handle, on/off, + to increase vibrations and – to decrease.
As mentioned previously, the vibrations of this wand are incredible. I am a very sensitive person and can easily be irritated by high frequency and ticklish vibrations. These are deep, rumbly and are able to be adjusted to different levels by holding in the + or – buttons.
There are 7 vibrating functions which is enough to find the one you’re most in the mood for. Even when used at the strongest vibration intensity, the Lady Bonnd wand is very quiet, especially when compared with other wands on the market.
This wand is rechargeable and once fully charged, it will have approximately 2 hours of usage before the battery runs out.
The body safe silicone head of the wand is rounded with ridges all around and measures approximately 6cm in length. Itis a bit of a dust collector being silicone, so just ensure you give it a bit of a clean before use. Especially when using it on intimate areas. The neck of the head is flexible which means it can really get into all those tense spots when used as a body massager.
As a sex toy, the flexible neck is perfect when used with one of the three available attachments.
The head of the Body Wand is perfect for a body massage and direct clit stimulation. However, the attachments can be used to change the head to provide stimulation to different areas of the body. Three unique attachments are named Bubble, Caress and Bunny. They are placed directly over the head of the wand. This proved to be a little bit tricky to master at first because of the drag of the silicone but nothing really to whine about.
The Bubble Attachment is reminiscent of small anal beads, with 3 balls gradually decreasing in size measuring 6cm in length from the base. It is safe enough to be used anally and vaginally as once placed on the head is very secure. This attachment is also firm enough to be great for direct clitoral stimulation.
The Caress Attachment is a peculiar looking shape, it has a longer head with an oval base with little nodules. Difficult to explain however trust me when I say this would be perfect for all over stimulation, especially on erogenous zones such as your nipples or clitoris.
The Bunny Attachment features 2 curved stimulators, one bigger than the other.
Perfect for vaginal and clitoral dual stimulation.
Think of this attachment as looking like a bunny with odd ears. The Lady Bonnd Body Wand Massager is an affordable sex toy and can be purchased from Adult Lifestyle Centres.
It’s attachments are available at a low price to which means you’ll have no excuse but to mix it up with all three of these unique and quirky beauties. The toy comes with a 12-month warranty and is sure to please. Anyone looking for a high quality, diverse and classy body wand.
I highly recommend this toy, come in quick to get yours as they won’t last long!!
About the author: Sophie is a consultant from Adult Lifestyle Centres
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