Kinky Christmas Ideas
This holiday season, ditch the ordinary and embrace the extraordinary with kinky Christmas ideas. From sensual gifts to naughty roleplay, add excitement to your festivities. Whether you’re exploring fantasies or igniting passion with your partner, these playful suggestions promise to make your Christmas unforgettable. Get ready for a sizzling celebration!
It’s Getting Close To Christmas!
What’s that? 3 weeks until Christmas!? That doesn’t give us much time to get ourselves on the naughty list.
If you’re finding yourself in short supply of ideas, try some of the below as a sure way off the Nice list and onto the naughty list this holiday season. After all, the nice list is overrated, and Diamonds are made from coal. Wink wink.
Make or Gift Naughty Coupons: A Personalized Present for Sexy Fun
This holiday season, surprise your partner with a unique and steamy gift: naughty coupons! Create a set of IOUs, gift cards, or vouchers that they can redeem anytime for the activities you’ve promised. Tailor your coupons to their fantasies and desires, whether it’s a sensual massage, foot worship, an adventurous anal encounter, or even daring public escapades. Let your imagination run wild to craft something truly personal and exciting.
To add an extra layer of playfulness, include expiration dates, conditions, or playful disclaimers to make the game more fun. For example, offer a “one-time-only” romantic surprise or a “valid until midnight” intimate adventure. These small touches can build anticipation and excitement.
If crafting isn’t your style, visit our store to explore a curated selection of coupon books designed to add spice to your festivities. Whether you go DIY or pick up a pre-made set, naughty coupons are a thoughtful, sexy way to heat things up this holiday season.
Hang Mistletoe Everywhere!
Mistletoe dates back to Norse and Viking lore where the beautiful plant could bring back the dead and protect you from evil spirits. While in modern times, hanging mistletoe or standing underneath some gives you the opportunity to get a kiss. A lot more simple in European countries where there is only one species of Mistletoe, Australia; turns out, is the birthplace of Mistletoe with over 90 different species and subspecies of the plant spread out across the mainland.
Tasmania sadly, being the only place where the plant does not naturally grow. Here in New South Wales, in the Blue Mountains, Mistletoe is a long red and yellow flower and grows abundantly. Hang it everywhere and get kisses (consensually) from you lover at every point you can.
Dress Ups
Unleash your festive creativity with sexy Christmas-themed attire to ignite the holiday spirit! From sultry lingerie sets in red, white, and green to playful Santa costumes, there are endless ways to spice up your look. Consider pairing a seductive corset with thigh-high stockings or a cheeky elf outfit complete with glittery accents. Add tinsel, bows, or even strategically placed ornaments to create a fun and enticing visual feast for your partner. Don’t forget accessories like holiday-themed heels or candy cane stripes for a complete transformation. Finish with a ho-ho-holiday strip tease that will leave your partner breathless and craving more!
Christmas Flavours.
Add some of your favourite flavours, cooling mint lube, or Wicked Vanilla bean. For something extra special try the Jo Gelato Range Crème Brulee for an oral dessert sensation like no other.
If not flavour but rather sensation, make sure you try On Ultra Clitoral Arousal oil with its already naturally festive ingredient cinnamon that vibrates, tingles and sets you afire with desire you or your lover will feel absolutely electric.
Or why not try heating our cooling lubricants by wicked?
Festive Pornography: Unwrap New Fantasies This Holiday Season
Celebrate the holidays with a sultry twist by exploring festive-themed adult entertainment. Treat yourself and your partner to a steamy night by supporting the adult industry through purchasing or renting Christmas or holiday-inspired pornography. These films bring a playful, sensual edge to the season, combining the warmth of the holidays with exciting new fantasies. Whether it’s Santa-themed roleplay, naughty elves, or steamy winter rendezvous, there’s a festive option to suit every taste.
Make it an intimate date night: grab a cozy blanket, light some candles, and sip on spiced eggnog while watching your chosen film. The playful themes can inspire creative ideas for your own festive escapades. You might even decide to make your own private holiday adventure—just for the two of you.
For those looking to take it a step further, consider sharing your fantasies with Erika Lust’s XConfessions. This platform allows you to submit your most creative, daring ideas, with the chance of having them turned into a beautifully shot erotic film. Sharing your fantasy could inspire others while adding a personal touch to your holiday celebrations.
Exploring festive pornography is a fun, adventurous way to strengthen your connection, ignite passion, and bring extra warmth to the holiday season.
Festive sex positions
Did you know that there are positions that can have you trussed up like a turkey ready to be stuffed? Sounds quite festive doesn’t it?
Lying on your back, you will need rope, or fetish tape, your lover will need to truss your knees up, bent up towards your chest. The same with your arms, so that you cannot move. If you so choose, you can add decorations or lights.
Beautiful Shibari style rope can be styled between the legs to mimic a christmas tree and hang baubles off for aesthetics.
Yule Log- Lying on your sides, (one person big spoon, one little spoon) Big spoon penetrates little spoon keeping thighs pressed against each other for deep and close contact. Like logs in a fireplace.
Want 5 Hot Positions To Try This Christmas?
1. The “Mistletoe Missionary”
Add a festive twist to the classic missionary position by incorporating mistletoe overhead. The closeness of this position allows for intimate eye contact and tender kisses, perfect for celebrating the season of love.
2. The “Candy Cane Curve”
This involves the receiving partner lying on their back with legs bent slightly, resembling a candy cane. The penetrating partner kneels for easy access. It’s a fun and comfortable way to enjoy each other during those cozy winter nights.
3. The “Stocking Stuffer”
Try this variation of doggy style near the Christmas tree for a playful holiday vibe. Both partners can wear festive stockings or lingerie for an added touch of seasonal spice.
4. The “Elf on Top”
In this cowgirl-inspired position, the receiving partner straddles the other, adding control and excitement. With holiday music in the background, it’s a great way to enjoy the rhythm of the season.
5. The “Yule Log Lift”
The penetrating partner lifts the receiving partner, standing or seated on a sturdy surface. It’s perfect for couples looking for an adventurous position that also requires trust and balance. Add soft lighting for a warm holiday ambiance.
Candles and Wax: Ignite Your Senses This Holiday Season
The holidays are synonymous with warm, flickering candles, so why not incorporate them into your intimate moments? Explore the sensual art of wax play using kinky fetish candles or massage melts. These candles are specifically designed for safe body use, melting at a lower temperature to create a warm, luxurious experience on the skin. Light the wick, and let the silky wax or oil drip and glide onto your partner’s body, creating mesmerizing patterns and textures.
Wax play is a form of sensual temperature play that tantalizes the senses. The contrast between the heat of the wax and the cool air on the skin can heighten arousal and awareness, adding an adventurous twist to your intimate encounters. It pairs beautifully with sensory deprivation techniques like blindfolds or restraints, enhancing the thrill and deepening the connection between partners. Alternatively, it can be enjoyed as a standalone experience, offering a unique way to explore touch and sensation.
For beginners, start with a small area of skin and communicate throughout to ensure comfort. Always use body-safe candles designed for wax play to avoid burns or irritation. To learn more about the techniques and safety of wax play, check out our detailed article on Wax Play.
Sexy Christmas Card
To cap the festivities off, why not send a naughty christmas card to your friends with a cheeky holiday message. Or send a polaroid dressed up (or down) to your lover with an equally naughty message full of holiday cheer.
Here are some of our top picks
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Let’s be environmentally sustainable this year and save Santa a trip by being Naughty this year. Merry Christmas.
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I Like your Candy Cane. Happy Christmas.
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If you like my ornaments-you should see my box.
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I can get you on the naughty list. Merry Christmas
Final Thoughts:
This Christmas, add spice and excitement to your holiday celebrations with these kinky Christmas ideas. From sensual gifts and festive roleplay to indulgent treats and creative sex positions, there’s no shortage of ways to make the season memorable. Explore new sensations, embrace playful intimacy, and celebrate your connection with your partner in unique, adventurous ways. Whether you’re unwrapping naughty coupons, experimenting with wax play, or enjoying festive-themed entertainment, these ideas will keep the holiday spirit alive and passionate.
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Tiffany
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