Lazy Sex and Orgasms – A Guide to Mind-Blowing Sex
Disclaimer : This article about lazy sex & orgasms is a little bit silly and came about after drawing inappropriate stick figures out of boredom (see below & don’t ask) – but enjoy!
There’s no denying that our days are getting busier. Our personal time for ourselves and our partners is getting less by the day. That doesn’t mean you have to miss out on having sex or having a wonderful orgasms.
You are probably thinking how can you orgasm when your restless? If you’re tired or just want to go to sleep, or only have 5 minutes before work, there’s always a way to squeeze in that orgasm. You can relax, have sex or masturbate without much effort at all. Lazy sex & orgasms could be exactly what the doctor ordered and they can also help you have a wonderful nights sleep.
Lazy Sex & Orgasms – My 5 Laziest Methods!
This guide is all about maximising pleasure with minimal effort, presenting five effortless techniques that promise satisfaction without the need for acrobatics or strenuous exertion. Whether you’re winding down after a long day or simply in the mood for a laid-back encounter, these methods are designed to deliver delight with ease, ensuring both you and your partner can enjoy a deeply satisfying experience, lazily.
1. The “Netflix N Chill” orgasm
The Netflix N Chill involves beginning a movie or TV show on Netflix and not being able to make it through without having sex. It is important that you stay with the theme of the movie so that you can have an interactive experience and when you are finished, if you can stay awake, finish the movie too!!! Bonus.
2. The “Spooning always leads to forking” Orgasm.
Every couple knows how to assume the spoon: Lie on your side with your guy behind you. Keep both of your torsos in this doze pose and lift your top leg. Have him shift his lower body into a half-kneeling position, entering you from behind.
3. The “fully clothed” orgasm
My personal favourite. Get yourself a body wand that’s strong enough that you don’t even have to take off your clothes! Absolutely sensational but if you are a gusher can be a bit messy and would require a change of clothes it you are going out afterwards.
4. The “public” orgasm
This one is on the rise – get yourself a WeVibe that your partner can control from anywhere and go about your day to day tasks! Brings a whole new meaning to bringing home the bacon or if you are so inclined and being a bit adventurous take it to a them park and have an orgasm controlled by your partner on the scariest ride.
5. The “When you can’t be fucked to fuck” orgasm.
Get yourself a Fun Factory BiStronic Fusion and let the toy do all the work for you! There are so many great sex toys out there that these days you do not need a partner or to put any effort in yourself you just need to get the right speed and mode and let your toy do the working.
Lazy Sex & Orgasms can be just as fun as putting a lot of energy into sex. They can be more intimate as you may find yourself closer to your partner as they may be tired to. Having something in the side of your drawer when you need that extra bit of help can make your masturbation session more interesting a sexually enticing.
If you are struggling and need a bit of a kick up, women can use arousal gels to get their clitoris fired up with warm or cold sensations. Men can also spice up their lazy orgasm with a vibrating cock ring which will massage their balls or they can buy a male pulsator like the Hot Ocotpus to do all the work for them. Either way, lazy orgasms are just as relieving and can be even more fun than a “wide awake” orgasm.
The Art of Effortless intimacy – More Than Lazy Sex & Orgasms
Many believe that maintaining a fulfilling relationship requires an immense amount of work, effort, and sacrifice. However, below we will prove that there’s also beauty in the simplicity of nourishing relationships and intimacy with less effort and more enjoyment.
Maintaining a relationship shouldn’t feel like a chore, but rather a source of joy and fulfilment. With everyone being pulled in different directions by daily stresses and responsibilities, it’s crucial to find simple, fun, and realistic ways to connect with your partner regularly. This comprehensive guide will explore the art of effortless intimacy, providing you with easy-to-apply strategies for a meaningful relationship.
The Concept of Lazy Intimacy
Contrary to popular belief, the term “lazy intimacy” doesn’t imply negligence or lack of interest in your relationship. It’s about finding simple yet effective ways to connect and communicate with your partner, without the need for grand gestures or significant sacrifices.
Understanding the Importance of Regular and Sustainable Connection
Maintaining regular and sustainable connection with your partner is crucial in any relationship. It’s not about making big changes but rather about creating good relationship habits that are easy to sustain.
Strategies for Effortless Intimacy, Lazy Sex & Orgasms
Here are some strategies that can help foster a deeper connection with your partner without exerting too much effort:
Daily Conversations
Engage in daily chats about your day, sharing the highs and lows. This practice helps prevent misunderstandings and allows you to become more involved in each other’s lives.
Shared Interests
Watch a TV show your partner loves or participate in a mutual hobby. This practice not only provides a fresh perspective into each other’s world but also shows interest and investment in the relationship.
Small Gestures of Affection
Small gestures like open-eyed kisses or buying your partner something small but fun can go a long way in expressing your affection. These gestures can help deepen your connection and improve overall intimacy.
Shared Activities
Activities such as sharing a bath or enjoying a lie-in together at the weekend can provide quality alone time and help you feel comfortable being with each other, thereby improving overall intimacy.
Effective Communication
Make an effort to communicate effectively with your partner. This could include making more eye contact during conversations, echoing each other’s sentiments, or expressing negative feelings directly rather than showing them.
The Art of Lazy Sex & Orgasms During Lovemaking
Lazy lovemaking doesn’t mean less satisfying sex; it simply means achieving sexual satisfaction without the need for strenuous activities or complex positions. Here are some lazy lovemaking tips:
The Coital Alignment Technique (CAT)
The CAT is a small adjustment to the missionary position that can increase sexual satisfaction for both partners. It involves the man adjusting his position slightly so that the base of the penis rests directly on the clitoris, leading to more intense stimulation.
Bone-Idle Bondage
Bondage doesn’t have to be strenuous. Simple restraints or blindfolds can enhance sensations and transform an otherwise mundane experience into something truly erotic.
Sleepy Spooning
The Spoons position, where you lie curled up with your partner, is a perfect choice for lazy lovers. It’s gentle, cozy, and can be adjusted to increase stimulation for both partners.
The art of effortless intimacy is about finding joy in the simplicity of your relationship. It’s about making small yet meaningful efforts to connect with your partner regularly, without the need for grand gestures or significant sacrifices. By embracing the strategies outlined in this guide, you can cultivate a deeper, more satisfying relationship with less effort and more enjoyment.
Remember, the key to a successful relationship is not about making big changes but about investing in small, daily acts of love and care. Embrace the art of lazy intimacy, and enjoy a more fulfilling and satisfying relationship with your partner.
About the Author and Illustrator: Chloe is a consultant at the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres
Sleep Or Sex
Sleep Or Sex: Sorry, trick question. The simple answer is both of course!
There are absolutely no better bedfellows than sleep and sex. The more sex you have the better you sleep. The more you sleep the better sex you have. What a happy horny cycle!
You might not think the act of sleeping, with all that snoring and drooling, as being inherently sexy (unless that’s your quirk of course). I’m here to tell you it is. Very very sexy in fact! At least your body chemistry seems to think so.
Read on below and we will take a look under the covers of the relationship between good sleep and great sex. And gird your loins because things are about to get a little hormonal up in here!
Say goodnight to the ‘stress hormone’
Bumping uglies with your special friend before bed is the best (and most fun) way to flush your body of cortisol. Also known as the ‘stress hormone’.
Cortisol was a highly useful hormone back in our caveman days. It’s the thing that triggers our fight or flight reaction when we think we see a bear hiding behind a tree. When we then fought or fled the exertion burnt off the cortisol.
Alas in today’s largely bear free world, cortisol usually does more harm than good. If say, we’re worried about work, money or family our system is flooded with cortisol in the same way as before. Unfortunately our desk-based sedentary lifestyle means we don’t then burn it off. It just hangs around keeping us stressed and keeping us awake too.
Exercise is the best way to flush cortisol from your system and what is the best form of exercise known to humankind? Sexercise obviously!
Nothing is better at flushing stress hormones from the system than a good energetic roll in the hay.
Say hello to the ‘love hormone’
When we get it on our bodies release large amounts of a lovely little hormone known as oxytocin – which is a very good thing indeed. Oxytocin induces a feeling of safety, security and comfort. Think of it as a great big hug for your insides.
During sex it’s the thing that makes us feel so amazingly close to our partner. After sex it leaves us feeling calm and content, the perfect combination for sleep.
So what is it? Well, Oxytocin is a super powerful neurotransmitter which regulates social interactions and creates amazingly strong bonds between us and our loved ones.
As well as being unleashed during the height of passion, oxytocin is also released when we hug each other. And importantly by mothers during childbirth. It’s basically the thing that takes the edge of all the painful pushing and fills you full of love and affection despite the last few hours of suffering.
You can see now why oxytocin has earned the name the ‘love hormone’. What’s not to love?
Considering all the action that’s about to take place there, it could be time to think about your bed. Is it up to the job? For advice on selecting the best bed for sexy times have a look at this useful buyers guide.
The orgasm bedgasm cycle
Good sex is good for sleep but why settle for good? Great sex is great for sleep!
When we reach the mighty O our body is flooded with yet another hormone. This time the chemical in question is prolactin. Prolactin induces an overwhelming sense of bliss throughout the body. If you’re lucky enough to have a skillful partner then I’m sure you know the feeling I’m talking about!
Prolactin doubles down on the job already done by oxytocin and further eradicates any feelings of stress, anxiety or any depressive thoughts that might be floating around.
Prolactin also explain why men get incredibly sleepy after sex but so quite nearly so drowsy after masterbation. Researchers don’t really know why but the body seems to sense the difference between the two activities and responds accordingly. A man’s system releases up to four times more prolactin during a sex-based orgasm than it does during a visit Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters. Go figure!
Deeper please
And things don’t end there. Researchers have found that post-coital slepy times are actually more rejuinative than normal sleep. It seems the cocktail of hormones injected into the system actually helps the body to cycle through the stages of sleep more effectively. Allowing you to get to the good deep wave sleep quicker and stay there longer. Oh yeah!
Sleep makes sex better
So we’ve already seen that sex helps us sleep but the even better news is the more sleep we get, the more we desire sex and the better it feels. Yep, you heard right, getting more sleep actually makes sex feel better. That blew my mind too!
Firstly, being well rested raises our libido by increasing the levels of sex hormones in our system, hormones like testosterone and androgen. Secondly, research tells us that sleep seems to help increase the ease of arousal in women and how aroused they become by increasing the level blood flow to the vagina. Amazing!
So what are you waiting for? Grab your partner, head to bed have a good long, erm…nap time together!
Meet Rick, Adultsmart’s owner with 35+ years in the adult industry. A sex blogger, advocate for gender and sexuality equality, offering a diverse product range.
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