Let’s get into my review about the pleasure of Spotty RC, a prostate massager. A little while ago I was extremely lucky to receive a Spotty RC by Nomi Tang. In all honesty, I’d not heard of the brand before I got my hands on the box and I was very curious. At the time, being the curious soul that I am, I opened it up had a look at what it could do and was really excited to get it home and give it a whirl. This, on first impressions, looked different. It looked awesome. And it looked fun!
Let me tell you, that it’s really difficult to get a good prostate massager
In my time working with sex toys and as a sexual educator I have tried more than several. They’ve each had their flaws though which after a couple of times meant that they just didn’t work for me, or they were a great shape but were just boring.
Times change though, and technology gets better and now, I’m really happy to announce, that I have found one that works really well for me. It’s not perfect – but it hits the spots, it hits them well, and I have enjoyed every single minute of this sex toy inside me. So for that, I’d like to say thanks!
What’s Included With The Spotty RC
So with that in mind, let’s get this review started. The box is pretty simple, and masculine. Black with silver writing. The box, doesn’t give too much away in the sense that it’s pretty sparse and simple, but you will instantly realise that this prostate massager uses a remote control.
Now if you’ve ever had something shoved up your ass between your legs when your hands are lubed up and you’re desperately trying to maintain THAT position where it’s hitting the right spot but you need more power – then you’ll know exactly how handy that remote is going to be. Scrap handy, it’s a god send – and by god send it’ll be an – oh my god send. Or something like that.
More on that later on. The box is great because it can double as a storage box as well – but to be honest for my purposes where I don’t have a lot of space, I’d rather put it in my own little bag altogether – I’m still a massive fan of included storage bags and was a little disappointed that there wasn’t one.
First Impressions Of The Spotty RC
You open the box, there nestled among the packaging is the prostate massager, the remote, the cord and a book.
Pulling out the prostate massager I cradled it in my hands. It still looked pretty awesome, and now it felt pretty awesome as well. I loved the fact that I didn’t need to be an anal pro. And that the insertable shaft was of reasonable proportions.
I was a little confused by the handle. I’m still not sure why they all point backwards. So you still have to do that whole reach around to grab hold of it. But I liked that that it was made of silicone. I love the silicone material, it wasn’t too soft, it wasn’t too slick and it still had a nice bit of grip to it. Most of all though, I loved the ‘softness’ of the tip. It wasn’t rock hard, it had a little give on it. Which was awesome, because in this little head was the feature that I was most excited about.
The Pleasure of Spotty
It was going to massage my prostate.
For once, I was going to be in a position where I could simply lean back, turn the remote control on, and have the sex toy vibrate. Not only that, but it was going to massage my prostate as well – and the prospect of that thrilled me. Sure, call me lazy.
Call me a starfish – but I move around in sex. I have other sex toys that work my muscles and work out my PC muscles – I wanted a lazy sex toy. I wanted a sex toy that did the work for me – and I’ll tell you straight up – it does that, mostly.
How I Used The Spotty RC
So after charging it up – I turned it on and fiddled with the remote. It’s remarkably simple, you press the buttons on the base of the sex toy – and once it’s on you can control it with the remote.
Simples! After fiddling, and playing with and getting accustomed to the settings (and after mesmerizingly watching the prostate massager twirl around against the air and not on me) I couldn’t take it anymore and just had to jump right on it.
Lubed it up with my favourite water-based lube – got down and dirty. The silicone, once lubed up, glides effortlessly and I was really content with how easily it slipped it in, and I was even more content with how it sat.
Sometimes, you’d slip in a massager and it looked right
and it didn’t sit right and it didn’t matter which angle you were at, it just wasn’t going to work. I liked this. Didn’t particularly like how the angle I was on (on my back) meant that the handle was hitting the ground and changing the position and pressure of the massager. But a pillow and raising the hips upwards fixed that. I could still be the starfish.
Once comfortable, I turned it on and almost stripped the sheets off my bed. It wasn’t the most powerful of vibrators I’d had before – but it was definitely a shock to the system.
A pleasurable shock. It felt good.
The dual motors were exactly where they needed to be and the vibrations were happily rumbling through my body.
First part of the prostate massager worked really well
but I was curious to see how the rotating head would work. So, gritting my teeth I cycled through the settings to get where I needed to be. Which, actually, is one of the little issues I have about this product. I can’t control the rotations and vibrations separately and am limited to pre-set functions. Which on one hand is really simple.
But on the other, lacks variety. But it’s a small issue – and if they ever decide to upgrade the sex toy adding another button would be simply amazing. Hint hint, nudge nudge.
After turning on the rotations, I sat there.
I must say I was a little disappointed. Whilst they were good – they weren’t as earth shattering as I thought it would be. Having the sex toy on the rotate only setting was actually pretty dull for me.
I could see that if I sat there long enough and wriggled a little bit that I could probably induce a prostate orgasm, but for me personally, the arm just wasn’t quite there. The motor at this point was noticeably louder, but didn’t detract from my experience. It’s not something that I would use if it was late at night and with thin walls, but it’s certainly not a mack truck.
A little disappointed but determined
I flicked the vibrations on and this is where it was again, magical. The vibrations with the little tickle, provided the intensity that I was seeking and after turning up the vibrations again – it wasn’t long before the orgasm hit and the sheets were being pulled off the bed in that oh my god moment.
An experience which was momentarily disturbed when I twisted and knocked the handle again which took a slight edge off.
But hey – I got there and it was good.
In summary my disappointment with this product concerns two things. Firstly, the shape and direction of the handle and secondly the rotations by themselves.
You can’t wear this sitting down and doggy style on all fours with your ass in the air and letting gravity provide that extra pressure – whilst fucking amazing – takes away from the lazy experience I was seeking.
I really dislike the handle and the limitations
It provides on the positions I can use it in. The rotations also weren’t my best friend by themselves – but they were an awesome addition when they came to the party with the vibrations.
Maybe I just wasn’t being patient enough – or maybe my body just responds well to intensity. I can definitely see that there’s great potential for people that want to sit back, and experience stroke after rhythmic stroke against their prostate that it’ll do wonders for their slow climaxing – but it’s not for me.
Why I Love The Spotty RC
What I love about this prostate massage tool is the vibrations. The strength. The intensity. The way the motors pound my ass into orgasm, screaming and roaring every single inch of the way. I also love the material and the size. It’s perfect for those that aren’t size queens that like prostate play and for me – the perineum arm was well shaped.
Once in, it stayed there. For those looking for a new prostate sex toy that fits outside of the mould, and does that pretty well, then I would definitely recommend the Spotty RC by Nomi Tang.
Author: Stephen Smith – BA Of Social Sciences, M.Ed
Meet Stephen, a bold and opinionated cis-gendered gay advocate for gender equality and sexual education. Join him on the Adultsmart blog for fearless insights.
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