I pledge allegiance to the SEX of the USA

Most people think that the best thing about university is a nice piece of paper that tells you that you are a grown up or the campus coffee. BULLSHIT! The best bit about University is two things.

1. All the hot and horny girls that want to explore and

2. the possibility of going and studying abroad. See, I thought that I was young and about to tackle all the pussy that university had to offer me.

Realistically… I was still a virgin who had watched Van Wilder far too much. I was 19 at the time and still dependent on my mum and dad. I didn’t have much experience with girls, in fact I had only kissed 1 girl in year 10 and even when I kissed her I embarrassed myself by pre-cumming. I was a certified woman repellent.

A year into University, I thought I’d step out of my comfort zone for 6 months and apply to study abroad. I choose Michigan State University because I would always watch highlights of their Football games on Instagram. 3 Months after applying, I was on a plane heading to Michigan. Lucky enough, my parents had saved up for me and I put most of my wage that I earnt from Mcdonalds into a savings account so I wouldn’t have to work over there. The university had sorted me out a dorm and I had a roommate. The whole flight for some reason I thought it was like sharing a cell in prison. I was hoping whoever I got didn’t make me their little bitch. Well… Lucky was not like that at all. His actually name was the Sam but the minute I walked into my dorm, he introduced himself as “Hey man, I’m Lucky! Welcome to Michigan”. I had to pinch myself to ensure that I wasn’t crushing on him. Lucky was tall, tanned, fit and had a smile that you could tell just had panties dropping on the regular. I knew straight away that this next 6 months is going to be one hell of a party.

I was right. Over the next 6 months I had slept with more girls that I could ever dream of. It was like Lucky had lifted a spell off me and turned me into a confident stud. He brought out all these good traits in me, I started to be way more funny and bubbly, I always held my head high instead of bowing it like I normally would, instead of being shy around girls, I flourished. In fact, If I didn’t have a girl around me, I would get extremely horny and go out to the library to accidentally bump into a girl whilst I was holding a copy of A Brief History Of Time by Stephen Hawking.

The first few weeks in my dorm, Lucky noticed that I would be really shy every time a girl would come in or when we were out at dorm parties. He pulled me aside and asked me if I had ever been with a girl before, I told him truthfully not. He was so cool about it.

He said “Man, I am going to get you fucking laid” and just like that he imparted all of his wisdom on me.

He used simple economics to make me understand women. See, chasing women is all about the Supply & Demand principle. The more attention you supply them, the less they will have demand for you. The less you supply them and focus on yourself, having fun when you’re out, the more they will be attracted to you (Demand). He also told me that confidence starts in your head and is then oooozed out through the way you talk, your posture and how you treat people.

It was these simple principles that helped me get laid for the first time. It was about 2 weeks after Lucky taught me all his game. This girl had been eyeing me out at a dorm party we were at. I was making everyone around me laugh, just having a good time. She entered the conversation but I played it cool, was polite but gave her little attention. She ended up pulling me into a bathroom and lets just say that was the best 3 minutes of thrusting ever. Hey! Michael Jordan didn’t have 40 point game on his NBA debut. She laughed and giggled. Turns out she loved my Australian accent, and so did her friend.

I know that because about 2 months after I lost my virginity to her, I ended up having an orgy with her, her friend and Lucky in our dorm. It was almost like my first days working at an adult lifestyle center and actually living the erotic tales I had heard there.

If you are reading this, do not hesitate to say yes to going and studying abroad, party, have fun and you just might get Lucky in a whole lot of different ways.

God Bless the United States of America.

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