Christmas. Don’t Sweat The Small Stuff!
Tis the season! Christmas trees, presents, Santa, reindeer, love and family. The mood just screams joy and love! The hopeless romantic in all of us comes out to cuddle up and spend a romantic night in on Christmas Eve then shows up for a family day on the big day itself!
And well since romantic movies always depict real life! It’s the time of year when all your romantic dreams will come true! And obviously Christmas means you tell the truth! Even if it is coached on by drinking a little too much eggnog or in Australia a little too much beer, wine and spirits (all in true Christmas spirit of course) where you send that risky text, grab the closest living breathing person next to you, or take your boom box and confess your love to your special someone at their front door! (Or in this day in age a video/photo of yourself and post it to Facebook/Instagram with those oh so subtle hash tags #lover #oneday #newyearnewme)
Christmas also brings the very popular secret Santa’s gift with vibrators and sex toys, those pesky little gifts defined by the categories of thoughtful or funny bound within the limitations of monetary value. At Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres, we get pumped by people wanting the funny side of life with these gifts! But the question I do wonder is how many of these “funny” gifts actually get used (I’m thinking a lot more than the gift givers actually think; we are all curious creatures at the end of the day).
The Dreams Of A Christmas Romance
What all the people in these Christmas movies do have in common is the fact that they all find their special someone, they instantly fall head over heels in love and what’s even better is that they are never rejected. As wonderful and cheerful as these Christmas movies are, the false hope they give and the oh so high expectations are a force to be reckoned with! I mean love actually tells us that no matter what or who we are, love will always win on Christmas. Although some tactics shouldn’t be mimicked, they are frowned upon in many relationships.
It’s the holiday where women all over the world think that on Christmas someone will fall in love with you in a fortnight and travel across the world to spend the New Year with you. And then there is my favourite movie, the Grinch where the odd guys truly do get the girls! When finally the Grinch gets his long life crush Martha May choosing him over the mayor- giving us all hope that the underdog always wins or the strange one…
Need to find someone who likes me as much as Martha May loves the Grinch
— anna farrer (@anna_farrer) December 16, 2016
If this all somehow encourages us to be a pinch bolder at Christmas, is that really a bad thing? It’s like a light bulb goes off in everyone’s mind that has even an itty bitty romantic bone inside their body. All those hopes of their romantic daydreams come to real life and that someone declares their love for them.
Back To Reality… What Really Happens During Christmas
Christmas is actually a very stressful time of year, especially for new couples! There is that awkward moment when you think do I invite him or her to my family event? Is it too soon? Am I coming on too strong? Will my family embarrass me?
Then there is the gift situation… How much do I spend? What do I get? What-if they don’t like it? What if they get me something I don’t like?
We need to stop sweating the small stuff! We spend too much time and effort focusing on the material elements and not enough on the values of love. We-need to refocus our high expectations into small acts of kindness, why do we need something big and over the top that we can post on social media to make our friends jealous. Why can’t we be subtle and sexy? Gift massage oils for Christmas and give your special someone a massage, enjoy a romantic dinner ending with you being the desert, use a sneaky remote controlled vibrator to tease your partner while you’re out or just to use in private.
Show your loved one you care and you are thinking of them! Put your loved one first on Christmas, decide where you are going to spend the big day and when you are going to see the extended family.
Go on… buy them that naughty little gift to show them you want them!
And Did I Just Hear You Thinking… But What If I’m Single?
This doesn’t mean you don’t get to celebrate just because you’re single! Focus on your family, it’s a perfect time to catch up with extended family and enjoy each other’s company. Friends are family too, organise a dinner, lunch breakfast or even just drinks and a BBQ. Mingle with other singles, say yes to that BBQ your friend is hosting, you never know you might meet some pretty amazing people and have a good time.
And last but not least indulge yourself! Just because you don’t have someone to buy you a gift doesn’t mean you can’t buy one for yourself! Spoil yourself this Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Morgan x
Author: Morgan is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres
How to Have A Sexy Christmas
Sexy Christmas: It’s really easy to get carried away with family and parties and buying presents at this time of year and end up neglecting your lover. I think it’s a real shame because Christmas is a really sexy time of year. It is all about over indulging. It is all about giving and receiving and shouldn’t we all be bringing some of that decadence and pleasure into the bedroom? There is a reason why there are so many romantic movies set at Christmas time. Think ‘When Harry Met Sally’ and ‘Love Actually”. So here are a few ideas to ‘have yourself a sexy little Christmas’ this year.
- Dress up. The colour red is really sexy and it has been proven that we all associate that colour with sex. There’s so much to choose from in our Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres and Adult Smart. We have actual costumes as well as lingerie galore. Even if you got your partner something rubbish for a gift I guarantee if you deliver it dressed up in a red Basque, G-string and high heels with a Santa hat, it will be gratefully received (that goes for men too!)A strip to a Christmas song is funny and sexy. Tie a ribbon and hang a couple of baubles from your hard on. Decorate a butt plug with tinsel. The obvious thing to do would be to tie a giant ribbon round yourself as a gift.
- Personalise your present in a sexy way. If you are brave enough get 12 sexy photos of yourself and make a calendar on line, it’s so cheap and easy to put together, even K-Mart do them now. If you haven’t got the confidence why not make your own, cut out scenes from porn magazines and paste both of your faces on them. Get some Sex Cheques, we have them in store, they are a great gift and you can fill them out in advance with sexual promises.Fill a Christmas stocking with sexy presents for the 12 days of Christmas. Massage oils, a vibrating cock ring, a Tenga egg, a DVD etc. and use one each day. Why not have your own 12 days of Christmas using the song as inspiration. ‘Pipers piping’ ‘maids a milking” ‘ladies dancing’ the song was written for it.
- Mistletoe! Everyone forgets this these days. But if you make a pact to properly kiss your partner every time you are under it, not just a peck. It brings you back to each other in an intimate way no matter how distracted you are with other Christmassy things. You could also have secret codes where you can move the mistletoe where ever you like but have to perform a sexy act when you find yourselves underneath it. It could be in the car in the morning, or it could be in the garden when all your guests are inside.
- If you have guests staying, let them stay in your place and you book a hotel. Hotel Christmas sex is the best. Save the presents you really got for each other to open in private, (not the ones you buy to open in front of family.) Conversely, if you are staying with people, little nephew Johnny’s Star Wars bedroom and tiny car bed may not exactly be conducive to rampant sex. Get a hotel!
- Sexy gifts are the best gifts. If sex toys aren’t something you normally buy then this is the time of year to do it. Trust me, any guy would prefer a Fleshlight over a new T-shirt, and any girl a we – vibe touch over body lotion. These are not presents to be opened in front of everyone obviously, but just knowing there are adult only gifts is a real turn on.Be naughty, and spike your partner’s Egg Nog, (that isn’t a euphemism, though it should be) Melt down one of the yet-another-box-of-bloody-chocolates you get and use it as edible body paint. Hide some of your partner’s small gifts in your underwear and make them retrieve it. Or the old favourite, wear remote control sex toys to Christmas dinner.
- It is a shame it doesn’t get cold in Australia at Christmas time. Having sex in front of a roaring log fire wouldn’t exactly be fun, but you can still curl up in front of the air conditioner with a mug of iced chocolate and get cosy and watch some Christmas porn together. Of course you could make your own sexy Christmas.
Whatever you do this this year, Christmas doesn’t have to be ‘all about the kids’ Make time for some adult time together and all the stresses of organising Christmas won’t seem so stressful after all. Christmas is a magical time of the year and gives most of us that warm fuzzy feeling. That is because it is all about spending time with the people we love the most.
About the Author: By Emily a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres
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