Love Affair With Kitty!
Strokers are great. Fleshlights, Tenga Flip Zero, even those little travel eggs. But for a romantic like myself, there’s always that missing piece from the real thing. No, not a hands-free experience like those offered by the Kiiroo Onyx 2 or the vibrating version of the Flip Zero. The pipedream kitty doll is one of the only sex products to offer this. Because at the end of the day, when you’ve taken a load off and the night gets lonely, you want someone to snuggle into at night. Someone’s hair to stroke, someone’s lips to kiss.
That’s when Pipedream’s Ultimate Fantasy Doll ‘Kitty’ comes into it. This 5’6” babe has been the answer to all my prayers. She’s fully poseable, has lovely blond hair and perfect nails and best of all, gorgeous green eyes to gaze the night away to when chowing down a ready-made frozen lasagna with a cheap glass of plonk (the staple diet of the long-time single man).Kitty doesn’t use up all (or any) of the hot water before me, doesn’t insist I leave the toilet seat down, nor care when various bodily noises escape my person.
Every Inch Of Kitty Has Been Meticulously Designed
She loves me for me, and I her for everything she is. Beyond having my way with one of her perfectly formed three orifices, nothing makes me happier than snuggling up behind her in bed, her hair pressed against my cheek, her soft skin calming me into a night’s rest. And of course, the smell of her Chanel perfume. Only the best for my Kitty.
Some of my friends have asked me why I’d spend four digits on a love doll, to which I ask them how much they’ve spent on their partners just this year alone. Yeah, that always shuts them up. Triply so if they have kids to boot. One mate even asked if she talked, and I said why the hell would I want her to do that?! It’s not like she needs to tell me what she wants, because I know the only thing she wants in this world is me. Can anyone else say the same about their partner?
You Can Dress Kitty Up And Try Different Styles
But now I hear you ask, how do my friends know that have this love doll? Because she takes pride of place in my house. Each morning before I leave for work, I love to pick her out a new outfit, and try different hairstyles on her, before standing her up (yes, she stands all on her own) at the end of the hallway, so her loving smile is the first thing to greet me when I get home from a long day of work. After dinner, I’ll change her into her lingerie as we make our way to the lounge to chill with some Netflix.
Definitely the next big bonus with Kitty, it’s always my choice of show! We’ll cuddle on the lounge for an episode or two, where unlike me being the big spoon in bed, instead I’ll let her wrap her arms around me as I lean back against her, my cheek cheekily pressed against him bosom. Sometimes we hold hands, sometimes she just gently touches my face instead. But as much as I’m a romantic and love just holding her, I am still a man and Kitty has curves in all the right places I just simply can’t resist. With legendary measurements of 36”, 24”, 36”, she is literally built to please.
Her Breasts Are So Lifelike
Her DD’s are soft and supple, and I’m always hooked on the amazing detail of her nipples (I cheat and rub a little strawberry lube over them to make them truly irresistible).I’d love to tell you more, but as I said, I’m a romantic at heart and a real lover doesn’t divulge the details too much. I can say, without hesitation, that the initial cost outlay has been far cheaper than signing into online dating services, paying for ill-fated dates or spoiling a girlfriend before she dumps you months later via text message.
Sure, I don’t get out of the house much, because well, Kitty gives me everything I want and need, and I’d rather spend my time with her than talking shit out at some bar with people and their often bizarre views on the world. The only downside to being with Kitty, as I see it, and having just passed yet another birthday, is what will become of her when my time comes? She won’t just be able to move on, to find someone to love her all the ways that I do. To give her all the attention she deserves. Maybe I’ll get her buried with me…?
Kitty is available at the adult lifestyle center Sydney!
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Pipedream Products: Innovation and Quality in Adult Toys
Pipedream Products is a leading name in the adult toy industry, offering a diverse range of high-quality items. With a strong focus on innovation, their creations are designed to enhance pleasure and meet the unique needs of individuals and couples worldwide.
Wide Range of Offerings
Pipedream caters to various preferences with a vast selection of products. From lifelike dolls to vibrators, BDSM accessories, and novelty items, they cover it all. Their signature items, like the Pipedream Kitty Doll, exemplify their commitment to realistic and enjoyable designs. Each product is thoughtfully crafted to ensure safety, functionality, and satisfaction.
Quality and Safety First
Safety and quality are priorities for Pipedream. All products are made using body-safe materials, ensuring a pleasurable and secure experience. The company adheres to strict manufacturing standards and incorporates cutting-edge technology into its designs. This dedication guarantees reliability and durability in every item.
Innovation in Design
Pipedream constantly evolves, introducing new technologies and features to enhance the user experience. Their products often include advanced functionalities, like remote controls, app connectivity, and adjustable settings. These innovations make their offerings versatile and suitable for both beginners and experienced users.
Affordable Luxury
Pipedream Products bridges the gap between luxury and affordability. They provide premium items at reasonable prices, making high-quality pleasure accessible to everyone. Their inclusive approach has made them a favorite among diverse audiences.
A Commitment to Customer Satisfaction
Pipedream values customer feedback and strives to improve based on user experiences. Their approachable customer service team ensures a smooth shopping experience. Whether you’re new to adult toys or a seasoned enthusiast, Pipedream offers guidance and support throughout your journey.
Sustainability and Responsibility
In addition to their commitment to pleasure, Pipedream emphasizes sustainability. They focus on eco-friendly practices in production and packaging, contributing to a greener future. This approach resonates with environmentally conscious consumers who seek responsible brands.
Why Choose Pipedream Products?
Pipedream stands out for its innovation, reliability, and dedication to customer satisfaction. With a product for every preference, they continue to lead the adult toy market. Choose Pipedream for an unparalleled blend of quality, affordability, and creativity that enhances intimate moments.
8 FAQs About Keeping a Sex Doll Clean
1. Why is cleaning a sex doll important?
Cleaning prevents bacteria buildup, maintains hygiene, and ensures the doll’s material stays in good condition for longer use.
2. How often should I clean my sex doll?
You should clean the doll after every use to maintain hygiene and prevent material degradation.
3. What tools or products do I need for cleaning?
Use mild antibacterial soap, warm water, a soft sponge or cloth, and a microfiber towel for drying.
4. How do I clean the doll’s internal parts?
For internal areas, use a flushing tool or irrigator with warm soapy water, rinse thoroughly, and let it air dry completely.
5. Can I use regular cleaning products on my doll?
Avoid harsh chemicals, bleach, or alcohol-based products. These can damage the material and cause discoloration or wear.
6. How do I dry my doll properly?
Pat the surface dry with a microfiber towel, then allow the doll to air dry completely before storing it.
7. What’s the best way to store a sex doll after cleaning?
Store the doll in a cool, dry place, away from direct sunlight and dust. Use a dedicated storage bag or cover.
8. How do I maintain the doll’s skin after cleaning?
Apply talcum powder or cornstarch after drying to keep the doll’s skin soft and prevent stickiness.
Final Tips
Proper cleaning and maintenance extend the life of your sex doll, ensuring a hygienic and enjoyable experience every time.
Since most of my customers have strolled through the adult world of lifestyle products, this kind of attachment to certain items—the like of Pipedream Kitty Doll—is understandable. It acts somewhat as a companion to comfort, intimacy, and is being personalized. I always refer to proper care and servicing at an amateur time length for a long-lasting outcome, just from experience.
Be proud of the choices that you make, whether a complete novice or an avid enthusiast, and do not have feelings of guilt about what one does. Remember that intimacy is personal, and there’s no right or wrong way to find happiness.
Pipedreams Ultimate Fantasy Doll!
How did we make the leap from scary faced blow up dolls with semi-realistic vaginas to life-sized, hyper realistic fantasy dolls? I seriously couldn’t believe that we were going to be getting one of these dolls in store to sell. Pipedream have a history of bringing the latest developments in the adult toy industry to market at a competitive price and their ultimate fantasy doll is no exception.
Stainless steel posable skeleton, life-like FantaFlesh outer skin and realistic hand, feet and facial details, Carmen stands at 165cm and weighs a decent 36kg. With a 32 C/D bust, XS/S waist & hips and she takes a size 7 shoe, she is petite, but still curvy.
Unboxing the Beautiful Carmen
She comes securely packaged so that she arrives in perfect condition. The only assembly that you will need to do is attaching her head to her body and placing the wig on.
They have thought of almost everything when it comes to the use, care and maintenance. Accessories packed with her include
- 4 oz. Moist Body Lotion.
- 4 oz.Refresh Toy Cleaner.
- 1.05 oz.Fanta Flesh Revive Renewal Powder.
- Cleansing Irrigator.
- USB Heating Wand.
- Lingerie Set.
- Pair White Cotton Gloves.
- TPE Material Strip/Repair Tube.
- Set Replacement Press-on Nail.
Playing With Carmen the Ultimate Fantasy Doll
You have the choice of any of Carmen’s 3 openings for sex play. Pipedream recommend the use of a good quality water-based lubricant, such as the Moist Body Lotion that is included in the accessories pack. This will mean that you will be able to optimize the glide while playing with her oral, vaginal or anal canal.
Carmen’s skeletal structure is made from stainless steel, so she is durable. But since her joints are not designed to bear weight, it is best to prop her up or support her torso with soft furniture or pillows during play in positions such as doggy-style.
She is Not Fully Waterproof
But she can also accompany you into the shower since her body is built to withstand some moisture. She is not suitable to be immersed fully in water or any other liquid since her head is not waterproof.
So, no chucking her in to the pool!
For a more lifelike experience
Use your USB warming stick to warm up the canal that you would like to use. Remembering to not leave it in for more than 10 minutes at a time. Don’t forget to remove the heating wand before enjoying her warm opening.
Keeping Carmen Clean
To prolong Carmen’s life, it is important that she be cleaned well after use and dried before storing away.
To clean her canals after use, first use the irrigator provided along with a mild antibacterial soap solution to flush, then continue to flush with clean water until all of the soap has been washed out. Leave her to dry and then dust her canals, inside and out, with Revive Renewal Powder.
Like any true lady, Carmen needs to be pampered to stay looking at her best. Best way to do that is to use a gentle antimicrobial soap and water solution on a lint-free cloth. This works for both spot cleaning and and overall clean. Remembering that you will need to let her air dry completely before lightly dusting with Revive Renewal Powder to keep her Fanta Skin in a silky soft, stain free condition.
It won’t happen overnight, but it will happen.
Carmen’s hair needs to be maintained in the same way that ours does. You can do this by using a gentle shampoo and conditioner to clean the hair of her wig. Don’t forget that you cannot immerse her head, face or neck in water, so remove the wig before washing.
Let it air dry before brushing with a wide tooth comb.
Clothing, Makeup and All Things Girly
Colour transfer from clothing and printed products such as newspapers are a real thing and can permanently mark Carmen’s skin. To avoid this happening, make sure that you dress her in colourfast light clothing. Do not lay or sit her on anything with ink or oil-based pigments.
You can also adjust her makeup if it is not to your liking. Simply remove the existing subtle makeup with a little mineral oil on a soft, lint-free cloth. When reapplying new makeup, make sure that it is not medicated or enhanced.
If you would love to put footwear on Carmen, they will need to be flat if she is standing up. But if she is laying down, then feel free to pop on a nice pair of heels.
Don’t forget though that they will need to be removed for storage.
Putting Carmen to Bed
It is recommended that Carmen is stored in an upright position, with all limbs fairly straight. Although she will need to be repositioned every now and then if she is being stored away for a longer period of time.
It is also best to not store her with any of her joints resting up against hard surfaces. As always, given her size and weight, be careful to not pull sharply on her joints, drop her or allow her joints to knock against hard, sharp surfaces.
Final Thoughts…
I must admit that I was really sceptical about realistic sex dolls would be. They looked spectacular in the pictures, but we all know about photoshopping and Instagram filters. Especially those of us who have used dating apps!
She is scarily realistic and fills that gap in the market between plastic blow up dolls and us real women. Let’s face it, she’s probably less trouble than most of us women.
So, if you would like some more info on Miss Carmen or advice on who should buy a sex doll, visit out Adultsmart Online Store.
If you are curious about seeing our beautiful Carmen in person, head into Adultsmart in Kogarah.
The Day I Met Fuck Me Silly!
How do you define the popular guy… charismatic, funny, confident, larger than life, fun? Well unfortunately for me, I’m completely the opposite of that. My names Gary, and I work 60 hours a week for an It company where I have luckily enough moved my way up the ranks to a senior management position.
You’d think at the age of 28, apartment in the city, fast cars and enough money that can feed me for 10 lifetimes that I would be able to have someone to share all this with. I don’t.
In fact, I suck when it comes to talking to women, let alone being able to progress to second base or even first. I sat in the office one night just pondering on what I should do. Don’t want to resort to dating sites and I’ve become extremely sexually frustrated that my hand does not do it for me anymore.
I don’t really want to go to a brothel or a massage parlour because I just feel like they are in it for the money more than the service (Yes I have been before).
A colleague of mine suggested I try the local adult store
To get some idea’s on how I can really get rid of this sexual frustrations. I mean if anyone can help me it has to be the person behind the counter who deals with peoples sexual problems and desires day in and day out. Used Google to find the best one in Sydney, turns out it was only 20 minutes from the CBD.
I freed up some time in the week just to visit this Adultsmart Store. Great reviews with barely any negatives. I turn up and just start chatting with the guy behind the counter, now what a guy I must admit.
He was the popular type, chatty, confident in himself and had a great sense of humour.
We started talking about male masturbators
And I was getting so much information out of him. He recommended all these different products and then I laid eyes on this big box on the ground. Now the name kind of caught me off guard.
Who seriously calls a product “Fuck Me Silly”?
That does not matter because it was the finest bottom I have laid my eyes on. It was plump, it was round, it looked soft and then I asked the guy and he told me it was soft because it was made out of high end silicone.
He took it out of the box for me and let me put gloves on to feel it.
I touched it and I knew I had to have it.
Before I asked how much I said I’ll take it and gave him my credit card. My loneliness was soon to come to an end, with a very happy ending. He wrapped it back up and I took it home. To formulate a picture in your mind it is like a big ghetto booty like the ones you see the strippers have on television.
I took it back to my apartment and found a nice place for it on my bed. Don’t really want to go into the details about my stroke patterns or how long I lasted but I have to admit I was not shy or awkward at all with it. I know it is just silicone. But I treated it like it was real and the experience was amazing.
It Boosted My Sexual Confidence
The “Fuck Me Silly” silicone masturbator although people may laugh at the fact I have one, it completely boosted my sexual confidence. I started to practice on it in my spare time (not that I get much). But I perfected my strokes, how long I would last, my thought process while having sex.
While at the office I started to make conversation with more women. Asking tips and advice how to dress better, style trends. I cut my workload by 15% and improved by productivity by 25% so that I would get more done in fewer hours.
The boost that the “Fuck Me Silly” doll gave my sexual confidence is phenomenal. I am much more confident in my own skin and I have a large silicon bottom to thank for that.
Would most definitely go back to Adultsmart Kogarah to search for the top half!!
Fuck Me Silly and Fuck My Big Black Ass
Two of the most searched products from Pipedream manufacture and for good reason too. The two are basically the same, the only thing that is different between the two models is the colour of the material.
Features
Speaking of material, they used their own unique Fanta-flesh which is a high quality silicone, so water-based lube only. The Fanta-flesh feels just like real skin it’s incredible, it’s squishy, bounces back to shape and grabbable so you can hang on as you bang it.
Coming in just under 12kg, these products are not on the ‘light’ side. But this is mainly a good thing because when using the product it won’t slide or move but still easy enough to reposition the body when required.
You can fuck these products anal or vaginal and in both doggy style or missionary so it’s easy to say this product has versatility and many ways to keep you satisfied. For added pleasure, the realistic vagina is also ribbed and the anal cavity is smooth. Two openings are surprisingly connected in a ‘U’ shaped like way, this is because of the cleaning. So you can flush the water trough and clean it properly.
You can use any water-based lubricant
Enhance the realistic experience of this device. Luckily there is a small lube in the box for a sample as well as a sample toy cleaner which makes cleaning even more hygienic and easier.
Also included in the box is a hardcore porn DVD to help bring your fantasies to life. Another important note is that these products are not waterproof. At the front is one hole, and this is because of your safety and enjoyment of using the product. This front hole allows the air to escape when you put your weight on it, and so your Fuck me silly or Fuck my big black ass will not pop up.
Best way to describe this product is that it’s like the real thing
It has the realistic skin, vagina, anus and a realistic weight which all added together give of an amazingly realistic experience that not many other products give. These products are very durable and high quality.
Yes it has the downside of not being waterproof, or really that portable when you think about it and it has a pretty high price tag but I highly suggest you don’t let that stop you from buying this amazing product.
Pipedream have put a lot of effort into designing and creating these masturbators and it shows.
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